Non Fiction Section Please

[g_mannh]

“That’s not yellow, that’s gold,” she said shaking her head. Right, when I had it on last week you said that you can’t wear a yellow tie with a red shirt. So, what is it? Does my “gold” tie match my red shirt? Why do I have a yellow tie if it doesn’t match anything? What colors do yellow match? I probably don’t have any shirts that color anyway, so

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[the_x_boyfriend]

I will now recite one of the "Man Rules":
1. ALL MEN SEE IN ONLY 16 COLORS, LIKE WINDOWS DEFAULT SETTINGS.
PEACH, FOR EXAMPLE, IS A FRUIT, NOT A COLOR. PUMPKIN IS ALSO A FRUIT. WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MAUVE IS.

Notice this rule is numbered 1. for a reason, they are all numbered 1. Maybe I should post all of them in my blog...