how in ze hell?!?!?!

[g_nb69]

i'm just as confused by this as Mikki was...i'm dating Avril, yet she's my bitter ex? and i'm rumored to be dating Wynona Ryder?!?! ok, no? i'm not gay people. where the hell is orlando bloom? i'll even take Brad Pitt (the tyler durdon brad pitt). throw me a frickin bone here. jeeeeeeeezzzzz

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[difficultkitten]

Eghh Avril..

[g_nb69]

yeah i know...they could have at least given me a cool chick to fuck if they were gonna give me one at all. like that chick from otep or something...but she's not hollywood and trendy so...no dice. :)