a forensic examination of last night

[g_vs_the_world]

The Clues
-my shoes are covered in mud.
-there's a white powdery substance cut up on a cd case by my bed.
-there's two 4" square pieces of wax paper on the counter.
-there's an empty piece of tupperware in the sink.
-my ATM card is nowhere to be found.
-the jeans i was wearing last night are on the floor and soaked up to the knee.
-my phone is

Comments

[cooly]

"suspect shall remain free of all punitive measures and should be advised that, in order to avoid any regrettable social complications, sexual dilemmas, burning sensations while urinating or lengthy jail sentences in the future, suspect should refrain from any and all criminal activity and re-evaluate his goals in life possibly with the help of a personally appointed psychiatric or alcoholic beverage dispensing institution."

well..................maybe.

............................cooly out......................