Drunk-Texting

[gaaak]

It's a helluva lot funnier than drunk-dialling.

Well, when you're the recipient, at least.

kleptoneko is 13 hours behind me...so in the middle of the afternoon, I get the following text messages

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[iibnf]

The first one is 'I'm so drunk and thinking of you!'

The second one means 'Of course... my drunken fingers are too fat for this tiny keyboard'

The third one means 'That means that... I've just realised that the txt I sent a minute ago didn't mean anything and I hit send before I was able to make it mean anything, but now I'm losing conciousness...'

[gaaak]

LOL! It all makes sense now!

Question is...do you understand Drunkenese because you have friends who speak the language, or are you actually a native speaker?

[iibnf]

Because that's how I txt all the time. I don't drink, I just CANNOT FUCKING TXT! Seriously. Tiny tiny keyboard, big fat fingers. I type 113 wpm, so when I get that tiny one letter at a time keyboard I get totally frustrated and start mashing it angrily and send messages like that.

[gaaak]

It's a source of constant amusemet. I find that, in general, Aussies, Americans and Europeans (at least the ones I know!) can't text very well.

I live in a country of texters, who can text almost as fast as they type. (yes, that's fast)

Get a bigger phone! ;)

[kleptoneko]

i was looking through my phone record and saw my messages out, and was like "wtf was i talking about" other than the fact that i COULD read it as "of course i am" and "that means that", but i don't know what i was talking about, though

[maeritrae]

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