Return Of the Advice Column

[gabbycat]

Hello my duckies. It is i Auntie Gabby, back after months of abscence to give you all excellent advice. I know my little loves are all wondering what I could have been doing instead of dispensing advice. Latley Auntie G has been travelling the world seeing fantastic sights in the company of that dashing, bold adventurer Mr.J. He has taken your dear

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[xell]

Glad to hear you're having such a swimming time! When I get more cash-moneys, we should gather some womenz and go out to have a "girl day". Shopping and whatnot. Amanda and Christoph already expressed interest in such an event, and I bet Heidi'd like to go, too.

I know what you're thinking - "Christoph isn't a girl!"
But he does have long hair, likes shopping/gossip, and claims to be one of the girls more often than not. I have no problem with him, or any other shopping-crazy mens coming along.

~Xellai

Dear AG,

[dayton_idaho]

Two of my friends are buying a three bedroom house and I am considering renting the third bedroom from them. I relish the opportunity to live the American dream of living with two other young bucks; trash cans laden with half-drank beers, people I don’t know strewn about the living room floor, and the joy of screaming at drunken couples to get the hell off my bed.

I was wondering if you had any advice to make my transition toward this glamorous life style any smoother?

Also, are there rules for how much clothing a man should wear in his home when entertaining guests? I had always assumed that fully clothed was the rule of thumb, but recent observation has suggested that a shirt is not necessary if it is after dark and the man is drunk.

Sincerely,

Moving Up In The World

[badmollett]

Friday I left work early because I had to go to the hospital, and my boss hasn't contacted me since. I finally called them today and told them I would be ready to work tomorrow and they want me to work tonight. They still didn't ask how I was doing.

My question is should I use a hammer or an ice pick to kill them all?

Sincerely,

Disgruntled Postal Worker

[hypriest]

Dear AG,
I recently went to a haunted house that ended up being a clever disguise to trap people into Fundamentalist propaganda. I was wondering, should I go with my friend's idea and take a cute boy to make out with me when the sermon starts, organize some picketing to let anyone who wants to go know what they're in for, go by myself and offer a piece of my mind at the end, just light the bloody place on fire, or some combination of the above options?

Offended in Stinkytown

[gabbycat]

Oh most definitley the cute boy.

[advent_ferret]

More like sticky town. My shoes are still grimey from the
Jesus juice that was all over the floor.