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[gabe_speaks]

Okay, I had a really bad day at work yesterday... today was hardly better. Still, I come home to find an email from a girlie friend of mine. The email has no body in the message, only the word P-Mate in the subject line.

Weird.

Now because the email is Gmail, of course Google latches on to the word P-Mate and fashions the adverts around it.

Comments

[mordyn4]

Heh. I've wanted one of these for ages. That and detachable boobs for when I need to run.

*considers actually buying it* Anything to help the economy, right?

Re: I'm overthinking this.

[gabe_speaks]

maybe a tube of disposable ones? I just wouldn't want to use them more than once, is the thing.

Yeah, the shenis isn't disposable, but the P-Mate is. Amazon sells them IN PACKS OF FIVE!!!

Git t'buyin', woman! ;-)

[PS. but I feel ya' on the hygiene issue...]

[nathaniel_hp]

I don't know about America, but here there is a surprisingly large number of trannyboys who don't have phalloplasty. Maybe not that surprising when you've seen surgery result ... think Weißwurst instead of penis ... yeah, not nice.
So yes, P-mates are good things. ;)

[gabe_speaks]

Yeah, I think it's the same here, actually.

I can't see phalloplasty being widespread until they stop having butchers as surgeons and treat the penis like a work of art.

I mean, breast implant doctors are, for the most part, enamored with the tih-tays. Until we get prick doctors that are much the same, then... well...

Hell, phalloplasty on dudes with penises already is a shaky subject, at best.

[nathaniel_hp]

You know, from what I hear the breast doctors love tits so much, some of them have been known to use cuts for female breast surgery during a male chest reconstruction. Not a terribly good look, I can tell you. They probably weep while they get rid of the bloody things. ;)

[taanis]

That is easily the coolest thing ever (from a girl who battles concert toilets).

[chaeldub]

firstly let me just say that I am happy that I have a cock... Thus making all of those things (flaps hand in a general upward motion toward shens and p-mats) totally redundant.

second - SW:ANH also makes me happy - "Look sir, droids!"

[gabe_speaks]

:lol:

Yeah, Robot Chicken and Family Guy is spot-on with some of their 'disses' on SW:ANH, tho.

I mean, they don't shoot a jettisoned pod? Because there's no lifeforms? KNOWING there's a fleet full of ANDROIDS up in there? Someone got choked in the afterwards of THAT scene, certainly.

And there's no way a black person could have been in that one meeting where Vader choked the dude. Could you imagine:

Dude-1: This ship is bad-the fuck-ass.
Dude-2: But we're not operational!
Dude-1: Who. Give. A. Fuck. We can blow up a planet!
Vader: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to blow up a planet pales--
Dude-1: [Hand held up to Vader's face] Uh... no one asked you, bucket head? Did you not hear me? Nookah, I said: 'we can blow up a muthafuckin' planet'! You force-choke a planet until it blows up and then come back to me. Oh and uh... [looks Vader up and down] time for a buff and shine, nookah... for real.

[gabe_speaks]

PS. you really shouldn't mention your cock to me, by the bye--considering my lj!crush, and all. ;-)

[chaeldub]

lj!crush... on me?

*blushes*

I shall now make it my mission to wave my cock around at any given opportunity (esp if I get smexy KevinZ!icon)

I think that as my flist is mainly of the womanly perssuasion that I sometimes forget to point out my *points down at the man-tackle* maleness... and also my fondness of men and their *points down again* so that when someone crushes on me - lj!crush or no lj!crush - I just get all

*looks at own icon* and you know the rest

;-)