New creation myth
This is what happens when I'm bored at work and talking on IRC.
[15:52] <&Gabriel_Mobius> You know what would be a great creation myth?
[15:52] <&Gabriel_Mobius> The earth is all spherical
[15:52] <&Gabriel_Mobius> Like an egg
[15:52] <&Gabriel_Mobius> What if god like
[15:52] <&Gabriel_Mobius> Just fucked the earth
[15:52] <&Gabriel_Mobius> And spooged
[15:52] <&Gabriel_Mobius> And voila
[15:52] <&Gabriel_Mobius> Lots of life from creamy godspooge.
[15:53] <&Gabriel_Mobius> That could be what the core of the earth is
[15:53] <&Gabriel_Mobius> Because god's spooge must be superhot, rite?
[15:53] <&Gabriel_Mobius> To be fair, the Sun could be God in this creation myth.
[15:54] <&Gabriel_Mobius> And Venus is earth's barren twin sister who the sun was trying to have a relationship with.
[15:54] <&Gabriel_Mobius> But he wanted life and she couldn't give him any.
[15:54] <&Gabriel_Mobius> So he fucked around with Earth
[15:54] <&Gabriel_Mobius> And then Venus caught them and got pissed off and left
[15:54] <&Gabriel_Mobius> And the sun was sad
[15:55] <&Gabriel_Mobius> And just sits quietly at the centre of the solar system
[15:55] <&Gabriel_Mobius> Slowly dying inside
[15:55] <&Gabriel_Mobius> I dunno how the moon comes into this
[15:55] <&Gabriel_Mobius> It's like Earth's cat or something.
[15:56] <&Gabriel_Mobius> But if that's the case then Saturn has to be the crazy cat lady of the apartment complex that is our solar system.
[15:52] <&Gabriel_Mobius> You know what would be a great creation myth?
[15:52] <&Gabriel_Mobius> The earth is all spherical
[15:52] <&Gabriel_Mobius> Like an egg
[15:52] <&Gabriel_Mobius> What if god like
[15:52] <&Gabriel_Mobius> Just fucked the earth
[15:52] <&Gabriel_Mobius> And spooged
[15:52] <&Gabriel_Mobius> And voila
[15:52] <&Gabriel_Mobius> Lots of life from creamy godspooge.
[15:53] <&Gabriel_Mobius> That could be what the core of the earth is
[15:53] <&Gabriel_Mobius> Because god's spooge must be superhot, rite?
[15:53] <&Gabriel_Mobius> To be fair, the Sun could be God in this creation myth.
[15:54] <&Gabriel_Mobius> And Venus is earth's barren twin sister who the sun was trying to have a relationship with.
[15:54] <&Gabriel_Mobius> But he wanted life and she couldn't give him any.
[15:54] <&Gabriel_Mobius> So he fucked around with Earth
[15:54] <&Gabriel_Mobius> And then Venus caught them and got pissed off and left
[15:54] <&Gabriel_Mobius> And the sun was sad
[15:55] <&Gabriel_Mobius> And just sits quietly at the centre of the solar system
[15:55] <&Gabriel_Mobius> Slowly dying inside
[15:55] <&Gabriel_Mobius> I dunno how the moon comes into this
[15:55] <&Gabriel_Mobius> It's like Earth's cat or something.
[15:56] <&Gabriel_Mobius> But if that's the case then Saturn has to be the crazy cat lady of the apartment complex that is our solar system.