oh man
Kimis bright idea about her town, the funniest thing in the world:
bloNdIe89086 (10:15:14 PM): weeelllll since i talked to you last, in the past 20 mins, my whole life has changes
bloNdIe89086 (10:15:16 PM): changed*
Gabi1985 (10:15:16 PM): haha
bloNdIe89086 (10:15:21 PM): ive even solved world hunger
Gabi1985 (10:15:26 PM): hahaha
bloNdIe89086 (10:16:29 PM): so heres my solution
bloNdIe89086 (10:16:36 PM): all the starving kids in africa
bloNdIe89086 (10:16:46 PM): why the fuck dont they just fucking eat the animals
Gabi1985 (10:18:09 PM): HAHAHAHA
bloNdIe89086 (10:18:35 PM): i mean jesus, the country makes soo much money off the sufaris to see all the *animals
Gabi1985 (10:18:43 PM): true that
bloNdIe89086 (10:18:43 PM): and you wonder why they have no food
bloNdIe89086 (10:19:00 PM): and all the people there with aids should just stop eating
bloNdIe89086 (10:19:05 PM): cuz, honestly
bloNdIe89086 (10:22:57 PM): dude i should be like mayor
Gabi1985 (10:23:11 PM): haha
Gabi1985 (10:23:14 PM): no you shouldnt kimi
bloNdIe89086 (10:23:21 PM): why not
bloNdIe89086 (10:23:25 PM): life would be hot
Gabi1985 (10:23:35 PM): hahaha wow
bloNdIe89086 (10:24:27 PM): like, yo, i could appoint you to some awesome job
Gabi1985 (10:24:34 PM): haha true that
bloNdIe89086 (10:24:59 PM): like, oh i know
bloNdIe89086 (10:25:00 PM): !
bloNdIe89086 (10:25:05 PM): offical town watch
bloNdIe89086 (10:25:10 PM): cuz you like to watch and all
Gabi1985 (10:25:35 PM): hahahahaha yes
bloNdIe89086 (10:25:50 PM): and then if you saw any suspicious activity
bloNdIe89086 (10:25:56 PM): you could call cullen
Gabi1985 (10:26:01 PM): lol
bloNdIe89086 (10:26:02 PM): who would be head of security
bloNdIe89086 (10:26:12 PM): and he would put the fucker in jai;
bloNdIe89086 (10:26:14 PM): jail*
bloNdIe89086 (10:26:25 PM): which would be run by jimi cuz hes a homo
Gabi1985 (10:26:47 PM): hahaha
bloNdIe89086 (10:26:56 PM): and the lawyer would be will
bloNdIe89086 (10:27:13 PM): because hed get the jury all drunk and hed be drunk cuz then hes soooooo convincing
Gabi1985 (10:27:18 PM): hahahaha
bloNdIe89086 (10:27:27 PM): im telling you in kimi world
bloNdIe89086 (10:27:32 PM): everything would work
Gabi1985 (10:28:14 PM): haha
bloNdIe89086 (10:30:19 PM): and doris can be in charge of international affairs
Gabi1985 (10:31:22 PM): hahaha
bloNdIe89086 (10:32:02 PM): and it wouldnt be ilegal to kill people - as long as you had legitimate reasoning
Gabi1985 (10:32:10 PM): kimi !!!!!!!!!
bloNdIe89086 (10:32:19 PM): dude
bloNdIe89086 (10:32:25 PM): sometimes its totaly reasonable
bloNdIe89086 (10:32:50 PM): like that guy who found out his wife was pregnant - he killed her and the baby
bloNdIe89086 (10:32:53 PM): id kill him
bloNdIe89086 (10:32:57 PM): and thats reasonable
Gabi1985 (10:33:01 PM): yeah
Gabi1985 (10:33:03 PM): kimi that would work
bloNdIe89086 (10:33:11 PM): what my town plan?
Gabi1985 (10:33:27 PM): yeah
bloNdIe89086 (10:33:32 PM): well no shit
bloNdIe89086 (10:33:40 PM): i keep telling you guys
bloNdIe89086 (10:33:41 PM): im smart
bloNdIe89086 (10:33:45 PM): but noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Gabi1985 (10:34:07 PM): hahaha
bloNdIe89086 (10:34:53 PM): oh and
bloNdIe89086 (10:35:09 PM): thered be no cars - so then we could have an excuse to just drink the whole day
Gabi1985 (10:35:17 PM): hahaha
bloNdIe89086 (10:35:17 PM): and my town would be so cute and little
bloNdIe89086 (10:35:22 PM): that you could just walk everywhere
Gabi1985 (10:35:25 PM): am i married to cullen?
bloNdIe89086 (10:35:29 PM): uh duh
Gabi1985 (10:35:32 PM): ok cool
Gabi1985 (10:35:33 PM): lol
bloNdIe89086 (10:35:46 PM): you live at the white houe with the picket fence with the blue sshutters
bloNdIe89086 (10:35:58 PM): and the american flag out front
Gabi1985 (10:36:09 PM): awwwwwwwwwwww
bloNdIe89086 (10:36:17 PM): yeah i know
bloNdIe89086 (10:36:19 PM): im telling you
bloNdIe89086 (10:37:27 PM): oh and it would be on a beach of course
bloNdIe89086 (10:37:42 PM): but itd be illegal to jack the sand
Gabi1985 (10:38:16 PM): hahaha
bloNdIe89086 (10:38:58 PM): and it would be kristens job to go out fishing and hunting and get the food
Gabi1985 (10:39:02 PM): hahahahahaha
bloNdIe89086 (10:39:55 PM): and yegor could be the gardner and be in charge of that stuff
bloNdIe89086 (10:40:05 PM): and the salad making
bloNdIe89086 (10:40:08 PM): and the flowers and such
Gabi1985 (10:40:24 PM): hahahahaha
bloNdIe89086 (10:41:59 PM): oh and thered be no pollution or trash
bloNdIe89086 (10:42:01 PM): or trashmen
bloNdIe89086 (10:42:17 PM): cuz itd be a rule just to burn everything up in the weekly town bonfire
Gabi1985 (10:42:46 PM): HAHAHAHA
bloNdIe89086 (10:44:30 PM): and thered be no abortions or anything
bloNdIe89086 (10:44:35 PM): cuz if you got pregnanat
bloNdIe89086 (10:44:39 PM): and didnt want it
bloNdIe89086 (10:44:51 PM): you could just like walk around, and be like, want a kid?
bloNdIe89086 (10:44:55 PM): and cuz were all friends
Gabi1985 (10:44:56 PM): hahahahaha
bloNdIe89086 (10:45:00 PM): we could all like trade up
bloNdIe89086 (10:45:23 PM): and due to the friends clause, thered be no rapes or murders
bloNdIe89086 (10:45:30 PM): minus the ones im allowed to commit
Gabi1985 (10:46:21 PM): hahahahahahaha
bloNdIe89086 (10:46:22 PM): oh and i could kick anyone off the friggin island i wanted
Gabi1985 (10:46:25 PM): how do you do an ljcut thing?
bloNdIe89086 (10:46:33 PM): hand on
bloNdIe89086 (10:46:35 PM): hang*
bloNdIe89086 (10:47:04 PM): oh and sean can be incharge of like technology and all that computers
bloNdIe89086 (10:47:11 PM): cuz while hes in his chair
bloNdIe89086 (10:47:19 PM): he could have like 15 tables around him with computers
bloNdIe89086 (10:47:30 PM): and i could soo see him like swiviling around looking at porn
bloNdIe89086 (10:15:14 PM): weeelllll since i talked to you last, in the past 20 mins, my whole life has changes
bloNdIe89086 (10:15:16 PM): changed*
Gabi1985 (10:15:16 PM): haha
bloNdIe89086 (10:15:21 PM): ive even solved world hunger
Gabi1985 (10:15:26 PM): hahaha
bloNdIe89086 (10:16:29 PM): so heres my solution
bloNdIe89086 (10:16:36 PM): all the starving kids in africa
bloNdIe89086 (10:16:46 PM): why the fuck dont they just fucking eat the animals
Gabi1985 (10:18:09 PM): HAHAHAHA
bloNdIe89086 (10:18:35 PM): i mean jesus, the country makes soo much money off the sufaris to see all the *animals
Gabi1985 (10:18:43 PM): true that
bloNdIe89086 (10:18:43 PM): and you wonder why they have no food
bloNdIe89086 (10:19:00 PM): and all the people there with aids should just stop eating
bloNdIe89086 (10:19:05 PM): cuz, honestly
bloNdIe89086 (10:22:57 PM): dude i should be like mayor
Gabi1985 (10:23:11 PM): haha
Gabi1985 (10:23:14 PM): no you shouldnt kimi
bloNdIe89086 (10:23:21 PM): why not
bloNdIe89086 (10:23:25 PM): life would be hot
Gabi1985 (10:23:35 PM): hahaha wow
bloNdIe89086 (10:24:27 PM): like, yo, i could appoint you to some awesome job
Gabi1985 (10:24:34 PM): haha true that
bloNdIe89086 (10:24:59 PM): like, oh i know
bloNdIe89086 (10:25:00 PM): !
bloNdIe89086 (10:25:05 PM): offical town watch
bloNdIe89086 (10:25:10 PM): cuz you like to watch and all
Gabi1985 (10:25:35 PM): hahahahaha yes
bloNdIe89086 (10:25:50 PM): and then if you saw any suspicious activity
bloNdIe89086 (10:25:56 PM): you could call cullen
Gabi1985 (10:26:01 PM): lol
bloNdIe89086 (10:26:02 PM): who would be head of security
bloNdIe89086 (10:26:12 PM): and he would put the fucker in jai;
bloNdIe89086 (10:26:14 PM): jail*
bloNdIe89086 (10:26:25 PM): which would be run by jimi cuz hes a homo
Gabi1985 (10:26:47 PM): hahaha
bloNdIe89086 (10:26:56 PM): and the lawyer would be will
bloNdIe89086 (10:27:13 PM): because hed get the jury all drunk and hed be drunk cuz then hes soooooo convincing
Gabi1985 (10:27:18 PM): hahahaha
bloNdIe89086 (10:27:27 PM): im telling you in kimi world
bloNdIe89086 (10:27:32 PM): everything would work
Gabi1985 (10:28:14 PM): haha
bloNdIe89086 (10:30:19 PM): and doris can be in charge of international affairs
Gabi1985 (10:31:22 PM): hahaha
bloNdIe89086 (10:32:02 PM): and it wouldnt be ilegal to kill people - as long as you had legitimate reasoning
Gabi1985 (10:32:10 PM): kimi !!!!!!!!!
bloNdIe89086 (10:32:19 PM): dude
bloNdIe89086 (10:32:25 PM): sometimes its totaly reasonable
bloNdIe89086 (10:32:50 PM): like that guy who found out his wife was pregnant - he killed her and the baby
bloNdIe89086 (10:32:53 PM): id kill him
bloNdIe89086 (10:32:57 PM): and thats reasonable
Gabi1985 (10:33:01 PM): yeah
Gabi1985 (10:33:03 PM): kimi that would work
bloNdIe89086 (10:33:11 PM): what my town plan?
Gabi1985 (10:33:27 PM): yeah
bloNdIe89086 (10:33:32 PM): well no shit
bloNdIe89086 (10:33:40 PM): i keep telling you guys
bloNdIe89086 (10:33:41 PM): im smart
bloNdIe89086 (10:33:45 PM): but noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Gabi1985 (10:34:07 PM): hahaha
bloNdIe89086 (10:34:53 PM): oh and
bloNdIe89086 (10:35:09 PM): thered be no cars - so then we could have an excuse to just drink the whole day
Gabi1985 (10:35:17 PM): hahaha
bloNdIe89086 (10:35:17 PM): and my town would be so cute and little
bloNdIe89086 (10:35:22 PM): that you could just walk everywhere
Gabi1985 (10:35:25 PM): am i married to cullen?
bloNdIe89086 (10:35:29 PM): uh duh
Gabi1985 (10:35:32 PM): ok cool
Gabi1985 (10:35:33 PM): lol
bloNdIe89086 (10:35:46 PM): you live at the white houe with the picket fence with the blue sshutters
bloNdIe89086 (10:35:58 PM): and the american flag out front
Gabi1985 (10:36:09 PM): awwwwwwwwwwww
bloNdIe89086 (10:36:17 PM): yeah i know
bloNdIe89086 (10:36:19 PM): im telling you
bloNdIe89086 (10:37:27 PM): oh and it would be on a beach of course
bloNdIe89086 (10:37:42 PM): but itd be illegal to jack the sand
Gabi1985 (10:38:16 PM): hahaha
bloNdIe89086 (10:38:58 PM): and it would be kristens job to go out fishing and hunting and get the food
Gabi1985 (10:39:02 PM): hahahahahaha
bloNdIe89086 (10:39:55 PM): and yegor could be the gardner and be in charge of that stuff
bloNdIe89086 (10:40:05 PM): and the salad making
bloNdIe89086 (10:40:08 PM): and the flowers and such
Gabi1985 (10:40:24 PM): hahahahaha
bloNdIe89086 (10:41:59 PM): oh and thered be no pollution or trash
bloNdIe89086 (10:42:01 PM): or trashmen
bloNdIe89086 (10:42:17 PM): cuz itd be a rule just to burn everything up in the weekly town bonfire
Gabi1985 (10:42:46 PM): HAHAHAHA
bloNdIe89086 (10:44:30 PM): and thered be no abortions or anything
bloNdIe89086 (10:44:35 PM): cuz if you got pregnanat
bloNdIe89086 (10:44:39 PM): and didnt want it
bloNdIe89086 (10:44:51 PM): you could just like walk around, and be like, want a kid?
bloNdIe89086 (10:44:55 PM): and cuz were all friends
Gabi1985 (10:44:56 PM): hahahahaha
bloNdIe89086 (10:45:00 PM): we could all like trade up
bloNdIe89086 (10:45:23 PM): and due to the friends clause, thered be no rapes or murders
bloNdIe89086 (10:45:30 PM): minus the ones im allowed to commit
Gabi1985 (10:46:21 PM): hahahahahahaha
bloNdIe89086 (10:46:22 PM): oh and i could kick anyone off the friggin island i wanted
Gabi1985 (10:46:25 PM): how do you do an ljcut thing?
bloNdIe89086 (10:46:33 PM): hand on
bloNdIe89086 (10:46:35 PM): hang*
bloNdIe89086 (10:47:04 PM): oh and sean can be incharge of like technology and all that computers
bloNdIe89086 (10:47:11 PM): cuz while hes in his chair
bloNdIe89086 (10:47:19 PM): he could have like 15 tables around him with computers
bloNdIe89086 (10:47:30 PM): and i could soo see him like swiviling around looking at porn