Heading out to save my baby

[gablog2]

I found my old motorcycle jacket, that should provide at least a little protection. But I don't know what I'm going to do with the baby...he still fits into the Baby Bjorn, maybe I can sew armor onto that somehow

Comments

[koga]

Thats the survivor spirit. Now think hard. Which of your neighbors is most likely a closet member of A: A gang, B: The NRA or C: A police officer. They will have the home most likely to contain boomsticks. You will need ammunition as well, don't run dry.

Find a large vehicle. You don't want to be stopped by something like a stalled car or zombies on the road. Your best route, if you can do it, is get to a marina and come across the water. Less chance of being intercepted. You have a small child, so I don't want to see you get in to a fire fight.

I'm rolling through El Cerrito right now. The Speakeasy is burning and Nations is currently serving human.

[gablog2]

I live in Berkeley! I'm surrounded by peace-loving hippies! I'd lay down good money that there isn't a privately owned firearm within a mile of me...oh, except at the police station. You think...?

. . .

OH NO -- I just called the nonemergency police line, and when someone picked up all I heard was gasping and the sound of something loudly tearing into flesh...the Berkeley Police have been turned into zombies...

[koga]

Frack.

Berkeley PD are not equipped for this. However, I know of a solution. Last year, UC Berkeley authorized 80,000 dollars to outfit 10 storage sheds around the UC Berkeley area to hold survival gear and tools in the event of a major emergency. If you are close enough to that, go for it.

If not, I'm headed to 3900 Carlson, down in the industrial section. The Old West Gun Room has many many functioning, low tech but high quality firearms. I'll be there for a window of maybe 30 minutes.

Move swift. Move Light. Do not help the wounded.

hi

[arkuat]

I know it's kind of gross of me to ask this right in the aftermath of everyone imagining having to fight off animated rotting zombie corpses day (whatever THAT was about), but, uh, was it THAT old motorcycle jacket?

I mean, if it was, then now you and spleen have got me wondering who I bought it from in the first place.

P. S. I hope your babies are always safe from the zombie threat. Unless you've enrolled them into some anti-zombie educational plan, because you know, that's different.

Re: hi

[gablog2]

Neh, don't know what jacket you're talking about -- this one was a college graduation gift from Dan. One of the fairly nineties-style Vanson ones with big shoulders, that makes you look like a power ranger.