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[gabrielle_merci]

Neville is so funny. Someone said he had more than one girlfriend, so now we are joking that there is me, Claudia, Kris, Susan and Pansy for his girlfriends! I bet all you girls didn't even know this, did you, all of us being part of a Hogwarts harem? There are girls from each house too!

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[spinnetchaser]

I never thought I'd think of Neville as the 'stud' of Gryffindor. Of Hogwarts!

[gabrielle_merci]

Yes, it's amazing, isn't it?

[spinnetchaser]

He's grown up so much. I remember when he was a clumsy little guy... I think I feel a paternal tear coming on.

[gabrielle_merci]

Of course, you have known him since his first year! I kind of envy that.

[deantheartist]

You are not jealous, Gabrielle?

There is a second year boy asking if he can be part of the harem and if there is an official member card.

[gabrielle_merci]

I am totally scandalised -- that a boy would want to join a harem! It is for girls only!!

[deantheartist]

That is what I'm trying to explain to him. But he says he can't forget,(I'm quoting him) this magic night Neville entered his dorm (our Guys Night In).

I told him he could be the eunuch, but it doesn't seem to please him.

[gabrielle_merci]

What? Alright, what did you boys do?

And no. Even if he wanted to be the eunuch, just no!

[divinepatil]

Okay Gabrielle quite advertising. There is just not enough of me to go around.

Did you hear about the second year that keeps following me around? Quite annoying...Oh I didn't tell you about that did I? Dean got me at truth or Dare I picked dare and I was told to moon the second years. I barely got out of there with my clothes on. I don't remember us being that way. I think they are all bi. Very traumatic maybe thats why I didn't tell you I tried to wipe it from my mind.

[gabrielle_merci]

You're complaining about having an interhouse harem? Well well....

Haha, I just got Dean to tell me about it. This second year wants to be in the harem. No!

[divinepatil]

Really I didn't know that part. I guess thats what he keeps wanting to ask me, and I keep ditching him.

[gabrielle_merci]

He can't have an older man. Especially MY man. So there!

[kris_pinkstar]

I'm proud to be part of the harem!

[gabrielle_merci]

So am I! It's the best harem Hogwarts ever had.

[thequeensauror]

I'm not gonna lie...I taught that kid everything he knows.

Yes, I, Hawkeye Castro, taught him everything he knows about women. Too bad I'm horrible at taking my own advice But he's a real good man so I'm happy for him.