Fic: Cooler Than You
Title: Cooler Than You
Rating: PG
Setting: During Buffy's fight with Glory in No Place Like Home
Warnings: Mary Sue.
Word count: 378
Summary: Buffy faces off against the most powerful foe she's ever met. She has no hope. Until she comes to save the day...
Author's Note: Okay, this is a written-between-classes piece prompted by rahirah's recent post about Mary Sues. She wanted to see Mary Sues with laser eyes and pet unicorns and stuff. Well, "wanted" may be too strong a word for it. But she wanted a non-heteronormative, unpassive Mary Sue. So I'm delivering just for her. :)
"Can you fly?"
The blonde women then tossed Buffy across the room. She was strong. Too strong. Buffy knew it was time to grab the monk and make a quick exit.
Before she could move, though, she heard the hum of...a motorcycle?
Sure enough, a motorcycle roared through the open entryway. Buffy frowned. How'd it get up the stairs?
Everybody's attention was diverted and the motorcycle came to a swift stop in the middle of the room. The rider smoothly dismounted, chucking a cigarette to the ground. It was a woman. Tall, with fiery red hair and gorgeous purple eyes. Okay, not normal. But they glimmered and shone like two shiny marble orbs. Buffy was transfixed.
The woman's outfit was what Buffy would call "rebel casual". A style that usually left her rolling her eyes, but on this woman, it made her heart start beating faster. She just looked hot.
"Um, hello? Kinda in the middle of something!" The woman in the red dress complained.
The new arrival glanced at her, sweeping a gaze up and down. "Yeah, you were, weren't you? Too bad you won't get to finish it."
Then, with no preamble, laser beams shot out the motorcyclist's purple-hued eyes, incinerating the insane blonde woman within seconds.
Buffy stood up. "Okay...who the hell are you?"
Laser beams off, the new hero turned to Buffy with a grin. She started to swagger over. "Name's Shazma McAwesome. Just doing a little hellgod cleanup."
Buffy blushed as Shazma approached. She was right in front of her. And she had some sort of sexy vibe just pouring off her.
Buffy was so stunned by Shazma's Vibe of Sexy, she didn't even resist when Shazma wrapped an arm around her waist and pulled Buffy flush against her, romance novel cover style.
"Let's get this monk to a hospital, then we gotta talk about your sister."
"My...sister?" Buffy's brain was racing to form a coherent thought. This woman was soooo hot!
"Yeah. After that, you and I are going out on a date. Okay?"
Buffy nodded dumbly. She had no doubt she'd go just about anywhere with this person. But wait! What about what's-his-name? Uh...Riley? Yeah, Riley!
"Good. Maybe I'll show you my unicorn. It runs on batteries." Shazma winked.
Riley who?
Rating: PG
Setting: During Buffy's fight with Glory in No Place Like Home
Warnings: Mary Sue.
Word count: 378
Summary: Buffy faces off against the most powerful foe she's ever met. She has no hope. Until she comes to save the day...
Author's Note: Okay, this is a written-between-classes piece prompted by rahirah's recent post about Mary Sues. She wanted to see Mary Sues with laser eyes and pet unicorns and stuff. Well, "wanted" may be too strong a word for it. But she wanted a non-heteronormative, unpassive Mary Sue. So I'm delivering just for her. :)
"Can you fly?"
The blonde women then tossed Buffy across the room. She was strong. Too strong. Buffy knew it was time to grab the monk and make a quick exit.
Before she could move, though, she heard the hum of...a motorcycle?
Sure enough, a motorcycle roared through the open entryway. Buffy frowned. How'd it get up the stairs?
Everybody's attention was diverted and the motorcycle came to a swift stop in the middle of the room. The rider smoothly dismounted, chucking a cigarette to the ground. It was a woman. Tall, with fiery red hair and gorgeous purple eyes. Okay, not normal. But they glimmered and shone like two shiny marble orbs. Buffy was transfixed.
The woman's outfit was what Buffy would call "rebel casual". A style that usually left her rolling her eyes, but on this woman, it made her heart start beating faster. She just looked hot.
"Um, hello? Kinda in the middle of something!" The woman in the red dress complained.
The new arrival glanced at her, sweeping a gaze up and down. "Yeah, you were, weren't you? Too bad you won't get to finish it."
Then, with no preamble, laser beams shot out the motorcyclist's purple-hued eyes, incinerating the insane blonde woman within seconds.
Buffy stood up. "Okay...who the hell are you?"
Laser beams off, the new hero turned to Buffy with a grin. She started to swagger over. "Name's Shazma McAwesome. Just doing a little hellgod cleanup."
Buffy blushed as Shazma approached. She was right in front of her. And she had some sort of sexy vibe just pouring off her.
Buffy was so stunned by Shazma's Vibe of Sexy, she didn't even resist when Shazma wrapped an arm around her waist and pulled Buffy flush against her, romance novel cover style.
"Let's get this monk to a hospital, then we gotta talk about your sister."
"My...sister?" Buffy's brain was racing to form a coherent thought. This woman was soooo hot!
"Yeah. After that, you and I are going out on a date. Okay?"
Buffy nodded dumbly. She had no doubt she'd go just about anywhere with this person. But wait! What about what's-his-name? Uh...Riley? Yeah, Riley!
"Good. Maybe I'll show you my unicorn. It runs on batteries." Shazma winked.
Riley who?