I JUST HATE THE PHRASE... RELAX.. LET IT GO.. GIVE IT A BREAK... I DONT KNOW HOW ( Read more... )

We'll.. cough cough cough
oh.. im sick

A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop & her son saying, "All of you bastards who want off, get the hell off now, 'cause this is the last stop! And all of you bastards who are getting on, get your ass in the train, cause we're going ( Read more... )

A driver is pulled over by a policeman ( Read more... )

HAPPY HALLOWEEN... TO ALL ( Read more... )

I am planning a trip to the (i hope) nice city of Boston... My friends and I have been planning since we graduated from college.. like 2 years ago but i think finally with the help of God we can actually go this time... I'M 23 and not getting any younger and of course.. i mean is not Rome but OH MY GOD.. i miss school and my buddies ( Read more... )

ok.. i've been bumming for three days already, catching up with the OT hours at work.. and the not so enjoyable event lately... i am very disappointed on the loyalty of some people.. how dare them say anything about me, to anyone, that is just sad,, trying to find allies.. hilarious.. very.. pitiful and sad!! MY ADVICE... LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND ( Read more... )

IT IS SUNDAY, FAMILY DAY AND IM HERE STUCK AT WORK. SUNDAY OH SUNDAY.. IT IS SO NICE OUTSIDE.. I HAVE TWO CASHIERS WHICH IS POINTLESS DUE TO THE FACT THAT THERE IS NOT ONE SINGLE CUSTOMER IN THE STORE TO BUY ANYTHING AND THEY ARE BORED TOO, ALMOST SLEEPING I MIGHT ADD. I HAVE NO WORK TO DO, OTHER THAN CALLING LAGENA TO ASK HER WHY THE HELL CAN'T I ( Read more... )

joke gone a bit far,, sorry babe