CALL HIM OUT ON PALIN!! I BEG YOU ( Read more... )

Yay! The how low is below the belt campaigning question ( Read more... )

So, don't know what's happened so far, but McCain has a very Eat Shit attitude tonight (more so than usual). That seems to force Obama into a Bitch, Please stance.
Oooooooooh, it's gonna be ugly.

I fear that babyzilla might be getting his first tooth already. He's all gnaw-y and drooly and cranky and more gnaw-y and more drooly ( Read more... )

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The moron mason who worked on this house should be bricked into a wall ( Read more... )

Here's an idea: to appeal to all the Joe-6-packs out there, the candidates should play the debate night drinking game next Wednesday night. Shouldn't take long for them to get shitfaced, then we can all hear what their policies would REALLY be like.

Real Mavericks drink Jaeger, right?

Say, that's a nice replacement window, woah, water damage, yikes, ant infestation, hello jackhammer, goodbye crappy brick planters in front of the house that collect all the water and house all the ants in the wall where we are replacing the octagon window which was put in the house that we bought that some know nothing asshat built ( Read more... )

Mother-in-Law: "You don't like Sarah Palin??"

Me: *hed asplode*

Are the Presidential Candidates Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?

What don't you know and how will you learn it???
Insert mockery here.

too easy.

GET OUTTA BROKAW'S WAY!! HE WILL CUT YOU, BITCHES!