Naruto 430 review
New chapter
Where should I begin?
- Naruto makes his entrace and proves that 1) He is still color blind and 2) He is into orange eye shadow. I always knew it, Naruto is not so secretly a drag queen.
- The cape gets a separate mention. It's quite pretty in b&w. In color? Not so much. Somebody get this boy a stylist. Pronto.
- Now Naruto has Special Eyes too.
- OMG mommy are those THREE AWESOME FROGS THE SIZE OF A BUILDING in our backyard? Gamabunta is a pimp. Enough said.
- There's Yoda!Frog too, but it's kinda irrelevant in the middle of so much OMGGIANTFROG
- Pain is not pleased. He always wanted Jiraiya's frog when he was a child but he never let him touch it.
- Naruto is shocked because there's no welcome party for him. Assholes.
- Then Naruto sees Konoha is destroyed. Pain probably ate the welcome cake too. That makes him mad. But not mad enough to go Kyuubi on his ass. Weird, it seems the only way you can make Naruto go Sailor Kyuubi is to mention Sasuke one way or the other.
- Iruka is being molested by a slug. Don't worry, he is alive, so is not necrophilia.
- The Naras are ok damn but Shikamaru's leg is broken. Now his fan #5465464 can give him some love ;D
- Akimichis are ok too. It seems Kishimoto doesn't have the balls to kill them after all.
- Kakashi seems kinda dead. But I'm sure he isn't. So is still not Necrophilia.
- Hinataaaaaaaaaaaaa. Ok, is one panel, but I'm glad to see her. And that she is still a sweet girl <3
- This proves my theory. Hiashi and Hanabi knew they were gonna be used as fodder an went to Aruba.
- Inuzukas are ok too. *cancels the murder attempt on Kishi*
- Holy Shit. Tsunade is still alive even if Pain nuked her face and she also managed to protect almost everybody. I'm impressed. Her past decisions still suck, though.
- Tsunade is not pleased either, her favourite TV was in that building, dammit.
- So Tsunade sacrified her whatever jutsu to save the village. I'm really impressed.
- OMG Anbus are not dead either. Kishimoto really has no balls.
- Sorry Naruto, But Pain + piercings is hawter than you + Make Up.
- Random Hyuuga is Naruto's #1 cheerleader in this chapter.
- Sakura seems to be heading to the number 2 position. Make her do something, Kishimoto. Other than stare with her mouth open. Please.
- ATTACK OF THE PAIN ZOMBIES.
- That giant face is scary.
- Konan: This is madness. Pain: Madness? THIS IS SPAR... I mean JUSTICEEEEEEEEE.
Sorry, I had to do it.
- Konan is determined to be Pain's one and only cheerleader.
- And now the six ZombiePains start a BREAKDANCING BATTLE. Or maybe they'll just fuse and make a giant Robot.
- Tsunade gives the obligatory Will Of Fire Speech.
- Pain is totally aiming for Tsunade's boobs.
- But Naruto is faster. Nobody is gonna tap that before HE does.
- Ok, Naruto has super strength and super speed after a one week training. But three years with Jiraiya only resulted in a bigger Rasengan. Ok, Kishi, whatever.
- Tsunade can see ghosts. Or maybe she's just checking Naruto's butt.
- Naruto: Chill, guys. The dudes that just raped almost every capable shinobi in this village are a piece of cake. Tsunade, go make dinner while the Man of the House deals with this.
- Hyuuga dude fangirls over Naruto. Sakura is upset because she doesn't have any Hyuugas in her fanclub.
- Great. Naruto has surpassed Jiraiya. And probably Minato too. Give him two weeks and he'll be stronger that all bijuus combined. :/
- Pain: As the typical shounen protagonist, you just came running when I destroyed your Home. Just as planned.
- Naruto: As the typical shounen villain, you just made me angry. Let's MAMBO!
Meh. At least making crack of it is fun :D