Ugh
So since I'm too tired, upset, hung-over, and stressed out to properly express anything...
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Evan
2. Gaff (to the members of DTO)
3. Ivan (to Jess and Amanda)
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. gaffneyswrath
2. gaffneys_wrath
3. 7th_evan
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Legs
2. Hair (when it works)
3. Chest
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. stomach
2. neck
3. nose
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. IRISH
2. german
3. french
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. failure, at anything
2. flying
3. unfamiliar social situations
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. music
2. sleep
3. friends
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. my "my hair looks like shit today" hat
2. Last year's GCC shirt
3. tevas
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:
1. Red hot chili peppers
2. Warren Zevon
3. Bob Marley
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. trust
2. humor
3. passion
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in no particular order):
1. I once walked across the Devil's Causeway... naked
2. I have unusual patches of hair on my upper arms
3. I can play the trumpet without a mouthpiece
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. hair (long is better than short, straight is better than curly)
2. legs
3. butt
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Biking
2. Skiing
3. Singing
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Go back to bed
2. Throw myself in front of a train
3. Eat my weight in chocolate cake
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING/YOU'VE CONSIDERED:
1. Teacher
2. Teacher of science
3. Teacher of science, specifically physics
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Vennice
2. Southeast Asia
3. The ring of kerry in Ireland
THREE KIDS NAMES YOU LIKE:
1. Michael
2. Katherine
3. James
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. scuba
2. drive 200mph
3. retire in Ireland
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A GIRL:
1. I am incredibly vain
2. I have "blonde moments"
3. I am a sucker for chocolate
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY:
1. I am physically aroused by classic cars
2. I almost never cry
3. I don't do my laundry until I run out of underwear or socks, then I mix whites and colors.
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Evan
2. Gaff (to the members of DTO)
3. Ivan (to Jess and Amanda)
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. gaffneyswrath
2. gaffneys_wrath
3. 7th_evan
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Legs
2. Hair (when it works)
3. Chest
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. stomach
2. neck
3. nose
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. IRISH
2. german
3. french
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. failure, at anything
2. flying
3. unfamiliar social situations
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. music
2. sleep
3. friends
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. my "my hair looks like shit today" hat
2. Last year's GCC shirt
3. tevas
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:
1. Red hot chili peppers
2. Warren Zevon
3. Bob Marley
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. trust
2. humor
3. passion
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in no particular order):
1. I once walked across the Devil's Causeway... naked
2. I have unusual patches of hair on my upper arms
3. I can play the trumpet without a mouthpiece
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. hair (long is better than short, straight is better than curly)
2. legs
3. butt
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Biking
2. Skiing
3. Singing
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Go back to bed
2. Throw myself in front of a train
3. Eat my weight in chocolate cake
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING/YOU'VE CONSIDERED:
1. Teacher
2. Teacher of science
3. Teacher of science, specifically physics
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Vennice
2. Southeast Asia
3. The ring of kerry in Ireland
THREE KIDS NAMES YOU LIKE:
1. Michael
2. Katherine
3. James
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. scuba
2. drive 200mph
3. retire in Ireland
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A GIRL:
1. I am incredibly vain
2. I have "blonde moments"
3. I am a sucker for chocolate
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY:
1. I am physically aroused by classic cars
2. I almost never cry
3. I don't do my laundry until I run out of underwear or socks, then I mix whites and colors.