1. What was your FIRST alcoholic drink and who were you with?
Pinot Noir, w/ my landlord Rick
2. What was your FIRST job?
Working for dad, staining sheds
3. Who was the FIRST person to text you today?
I haven't received a text today.
4. Who is the FIRST person you thought of this morning?
Manzors!
5. Where did you go on your FIRST ride on an airplane?
I'll take a shot in the dark here and say Maryland
6. What was your FIRST sport played?
Junior League soccer, which came to a tragic end when I kicked a goal for the other team in a semi-finals game.
7. Where was your FIRST sleep over?
I honestly don't remember, I was such a lonely little kid.
8. Whose wedding were you in the FIRST?
Some friend of Susan's
9. What was the FIRST thing you did this morning?
Put on clothes and drove to IKEA
10. What was the FIRST concert you ever went to?
Hootie and the Blowfish (it was a free concert)
11. What and where is your FIRST tattoo?
Don't have one, probably won't get one
12. What was your FIRST run in with the law?
Also difficult to remember. I was a little bit of a klepto in elementary school, so dad took me to jail to scare the crap out of me. We'll go with that.
13. When was your FIRST detention?
I went to the principal's office about once a week in elementary school, but I never had an actual "detention"
14. What was the FIRST state you lived in?
CO
15. Who was the FIRST person to break your heart?
I don't care to say (wow, look who's still bitter)
16. Who was your FIRST roommate?
Grant Carpenter=drunk and unconscious
17. Where did you go on your FIRST limo ride?
I rode in a limo to pick up my aunt Jen from the airport in Steamboat, but I have never been on my own limo ride... I took the Bronco to prom.
18. Who was your FIRST kiss?
Carly Helm, in like... 1st grade
19. Who will be the FIRST to repost this ??
Brandon often reposts these. His answers amuse me.
1. Are you anything like you were at this point last year?
Wow, not at all.
2. Have you ever kissed a Matthew?
Wouldn't you be so weirded out? But no.
3. What are you wearing right now?
Torn khaki shorts and my physics t-shirt.
4. What are you most looking forward to tomorrow?
Trader Joes!
5. Do you think you like anyone?
Interesting phrasing. Yes
6. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours?
try like 70
7. What are you listening to?
Colbert report
8. Do you like your first name?
Nope, that's why I don't use it.
9. Baseball or football?
Football.
10. Do you like the color gray?
Gray is not a color... RETARD!!!
11. Are you jealous of anyone right now?
Jealousy is not an emotion I experience often.
12. Do you regret doing something today?
I regret lugging a thousand pounds of do-it-yourself IKEA furniture up my freaking stairs.
13. Have you lost contact with someone you wish you didn't?
Yes.
14. Do you think you're old?
It's dawning on me
15. Are you afraid of the dark?
Yes
16. Do you like pancakes?
mmmm, with blueberries
17. Is there a member of the opposite gender on your mind?
I wish she was on something else (uncalled-for, sorry)
18. Do you have a Facebook [profile]?
Si
19. Was your last kiss sober?
Oui
20. Are you living a lie?
Nope
21. Have you ever told anyone you were OK when you really weren't?
Aye
22. Do you think anyone in general out there loves you?
Yes!
23. What is one thing you miss about your past?
Teaching, but I get to do that again soon
24. Do you talk a lot?
To some people
25. Can you play pool?
I will kick your ass at pool.
26. When was the last time you cried really hard?
Last semester
27. If you could change your eye color would you?
I like blue, though I do augment them from time to time w/ contacts
28. Ever had a song written about you?
Sexy Back
29. Are you self-conscious?
Not really. I'm pretty egotastic.
30. Last bed you slept in and with whom?
My own, solo
31. Slept with someone you don't know in a bed?
Slept with, yes, not "slept with"
32. Ever danced in front of the mirror?
Once or twice, I reckon
33. How many hours sleep did you get last night?
8.5ish
34. What do you currently hear right now?
WTF?!?! still the TV
35. What did you do today?
Bought, hauled, and assembled my bed, desk, and sofa (which is a fold-out, so come visit). Also, the cable guy came.
36. Would you ever forgive someone if they cheated on you?
no.
37. Is there anyone you hate?
The majority of people, but hate is the wrong word. "Dislike" is better.
38. Do you like the color green?
Sure
39. Last person who told you things were going to be okay?
Mom
40. Be honest, do you like people in general?
See above
41. Who was the last person that left you a comment?
Rory?
42. It's 3 in the morning, your phone rings, who do you expect it to be?
Manzors
43. What do you think your best friends are doing right now?
Being bored because it's summer.
44. How old do you think you will be when you finally have kids?
35ish?
45. How many kids do you want?
two
46. Who was the last friend at your house?
The only guest I've had so far is the cable guy.
47. Name two facts about the last person who texted you.
1) She enjoys a spirited round of battlefront
2) She can usually belch louder than me
48. What is your favorite thing to drink?
Arizona green tea with ginseng
49. What is your default icon?
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
50. Do you watch The Hills?
No.
51. What’s your favorite thing to have on your bed?
I can has Manzors?
52. What's the last thing you ate?
Mac n' Cheese
53. Can you sleep in jeans?
Yeah, but why would I do that?
54. What is something you just don’t understand?
Spelling (I am terrible at it)
55. Who was the last person you were in a car with?
My Majah
56. Do you care what others think about you?
Nope, Fuck y'all (minus the people who would actually care enough to read this... what a paradox)
57. Do you think you'll be married in 10 years?
Only if we have the super best friends party first.
58. Did you have a good day?
Yeah, but man am I tired.
59. What do you look forward to in the next 3 months?
My new job/having a temporary live-in girlfriend
60. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
2, maybe 3
61. What was the last thing you laughed really hard about?
Some crazy thing on the phone with Amanda.
62. When was the last time you got flowers?
Amanda got me some for valentine's day.
63. Do you plan on moving in the next year?
huh?
64. What are your plans for the weekend?
Quick run to MD.
65. Where did you get the shirt you are wearing?
G-burg
66. Do you like winter?
I miss real winters. I haven't seen one in 4 years.
67. Do you regret anything?
sure, but without mistakes, there's no progress.
68. Do you enjoy late night phone conversations?
Depends on the subject matter/other person/how tired I am.
69. What are you doing tomorrow?
Quick run to the school, trader joes, more unpacking?
70. Do you like to cuddle?
I'm kind of like a tumor with a heart.
71. Honestly, what's on your mind right now?
There's nothing on my mind right now, that's why I'm completing an inane survey.
72. Honestly, how many people have you liked in the past year?
4
73. Do you think a lot of people think bad things about you?
I'm sure they do, but whatever.
74. Do you think you're approachable?
Some people probably find me intimidating.
75. How late did you stay up last night?
12:30
76. Ever met a real life prostitute?
Not that I know of
77. Have you recently lost a friend?
I sort of feel that way, but not in any tragic way.
78. What will you be doing at 8 AM tomorrow?
sleeping