Shaffy's Survey
How did you feel when you woke up this morning?
Fucking freezing to death.
How is your hair?
Messy, but not gross.
Name something great that happened Friday?
Friday SUCKED ASS.
When was the last time you saw your father?
July.
Do you like your life as of now?
Things are okay and will improve.
Do you wish someone would call or text you right now?
I am way too tired to talk.
Do you drink coffee?
I prefer iced coffee, but I'm rapidly discovering that teachers don't have much choice.
What were you doing 20 minutes ago?
Walking Lilly.
Does anyone call you babe or baby?
Amanda does sometimes...?
What were you doing yesterday at midnight?
Sleeping my ass off.
What can't you wait for?
Amanda's birthday!
Who was the last person's voice you heard over the phone?
Mom's friend Moose
Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor?
I passed out on JD's floor... his house was kind of like a toilet. lol
When is your birthday?
May 24th, 1986
Do you get along with girls?
Yes, but not girly girls.
Do you like surprises?
Not really.
Plans for this weekend?
sigh... no
It’s 4 in the morning, your phone rings...you?
Murder the caller.
How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
One.
When was the last time you laughed really hard?
Today one of my jock students accidentally made a small penis joke at his own expense. Unfortunately, I had to stifle my laughter, but I almost pooped.
Where did you get the shorts/pants you are wearing?
I have no clue. They're carharts.
How tall are you?
6'3"
When is the next time you will see your grandma?
In a couple weeks-9.
What are your plans for the future?
I have a Manzorz!
Have you ever set foot in a tanning bed?
I dunno, does my body appear to be covered in tumors?
Have you ever bought/sold anything on Ebay?
Car parts galore. Lots of bad experiences though.
Ever flushed a fish?
Yup
Do you recycle?
Si.
Do you make your bed everyday?
Do I make my bed ANY day?
How many pillows do you sleep with?
5 (shameful, I know)
Peppermint or spearmint?
spearmint, bitches!
What color are your bed sheets?
khaki.
Your best friend tells you she is pregnant what is your reaction?
My best friend is not a woman, so... huh?
What is the last voice mail you received about?
I don't recall.
Who came over last?
Amanda.
What was the last movie you watched?
Batman Begins.
Do you tell your best friend EVERYTHING?
Some things are just for me.
When is the last time you showered?
This morning, if a 4 minute warm-up can be called a shower.
Have you ever cried and didn't know why?
Nope, it takes a pretty good reason to make me cry.
Who was the last person you laid in a bed with?
Amanda.
Do you have any plans for tomorow?
I'm gonna teach like it's my job.
Do you like your name?
Yes.
Do you like being in pictures?
I have never taken a good picture ever.
Have you ever kissed anyone who's name started with a J, A, or T?
Yes
Do you prefer warm or cold weather?
mild, neither hot nor cold
What do you currently hear right now?
My main man Obama.
How old do you think you will be when you finally have kids?
Hard to say.
Would your rather watch football or baseball?
Football.
Is there someone on your mind that shouldn't be?
Nay.
What made you happy today?
A student that I caught up on a section in 40 minutes got a 91 on my exam.
Did you date anyone this past summer?
If by "date" you mean loved from afar in misery, then yes.
What's your ex doing?
Um, one is living with her boyfriend in Arizona, one is looking for a new job in Boston, one is in college, and one is hopefully rotting at the bottom of a ditch somewhere.
What are you thinking about right now?
I'm trying not to.
Whats your middle name?
Evan
Was your last kiss drunk or sober?
Sober
Where will you be in an hour?
Eating cookies on the couch.
What were you doing at 10 AM?
Teaching.
Could you date someone taller then you?
Sure, but good luck finding her.
Could you date someone who was a bad kisser?
I have only experienced one, but based on that experience, probably not.
Do you like cuddling?
To quote my beloved, "you're kind of like a tumor with a heart".
Who/what do you hate/dislike currently?
I'm sick of the election. I want to vote and get it over with.
Do you miss anyone?
yes
What was your new years resolution?
I don't think I made one.
Do you have anyone who you consider a brother/sister?
No.
Do you like country music?
Every now and then, there's a song I like.
Are looks important?
Not the most important, but they matter.
How old will you be in 3 birthdays?
25
Will you be married by then?
Probably.
If you could be anywhere, where would it be?
Puerto Rico with Amanda.
Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
I sleep all over the bed.
Ever stolen a street sign?
Yes
Do you wear any jewelry 24/7?
No
Do you still have clothes from when you were little?
Dad has some of my old shirts in the garage.
What are you mad about right now?
I'm pissed at the kid who cheated on my exam.
Are you a jealous person?
Not any more.
What are you allergic to?
Horses for sure, and probably pine.
Are your parents still together?
No.
What is your current relationship status?
Committed.
Is your current hair color your natural hair color?
Yup.
Have you ever dated anyone more then once?
As in dated, then gone elsewhere, then dated? Kind of.
Do you wear the seatbelt in the car?
Always.