If you saw ME in a police car, what would you think I got arrested for? Answer me, then post to your own journal and see how many crimes you get accused of.
It would start by you getting pulled over for something minor, like forgetting to use a turn signal. The officer would ask you for your license and registration, and you would answer him with something like, "Wow. Nice car. Gutless Chevy's never go out of style. Congrats." And you'd follow by cracking a joke about wanting to hold an impromptu drag race. The cop would likely let this slide, not realizing that this is a warm-up, and just as the cop says that he's going to let you off with a warning, you decide that it would be a good idea to crush the cops' self-esteem by first pointing out his every physical flaw, and then expanding on those flaws by mentioning that he can't please his wife. You would then likely offer to help him become the man his wife wants (which, you note suggestively, is you). You suggest to him that he'll never command respect or the love of his wife while he drives that POS Chevy. At this point, you would get out of your car, walk to the police car, and start urinating in the gas tank, and despite the fact
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Knowing you: ranting... naked and/or drunk
You as a stranger: peeping tom
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