I know this may sound crazy, but I might move to New Zealand for a couple years. How awesome would that be?

I just cut down a bush in my side yard.
I taught the first round of new guards with much help from some old guards.

I have a mustache.
It is very fun to stroke
Who wants a free ride?

Sorry. still in haiku mode

This is quite possibly the best picture of Stephen Hawking ever taken.

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I can't get to sleep
I think about the implications
Of diving in too deep
And possibly the complications

Especially at night
I worry over situations
I know I'll be alright
Perhaps it's just imagination

Day after day it reappears
Night after night my heartbeat shows the fear
Ghosts appear and fade away

Alone between the sheets
Only brings exasperation
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So I went on a date, it was fun.

I'm not getting my hopes up this time, but things seem to be on the up (and up).

Edit: 12:18AM:
Holy shit, go see Hot Fuzz right now. For god sakes it's one of the best movies I have ever seen.

This summer should be quite lucrative for my pocket book, not so much my personal life, but that can wait.

I'm never awake this early, maybe I should do something constructive...
Nah.

I am the crazy.
Oh, and I've decided to stop complaining about my life, so don't expect too many more posts from me.