This is why I don't have faith in the american people.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCkYfYa8ePI

I made a username for all the dirty haikus we make at Curly's.
the username is DirtyHaiku, check it out

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Instead of going to umphrey's, Eric, Jackie and I watched a couple orally fornicate in the hotel room across the way, while others commented.

I hate where I am right now. Given the age that I am, although young, I thought i'd be doing something more important with my life. Instead, i'm working retail, doing menonitous work for a heartless corporation. I know its not the job that defines you as a person, but this is just too much. I wake up, come home, eat dinner, watch tv, then go ( Read more... )

Right now, it would be so great to have a girlfriend, not for sex, not for companionship, just for a backrub. The rest are fringe benefits.

Ho, Ho, Ho! I Saw You Masturbating!
A Special Message From Santa Claus

December 12, 2006

Season's greetings from your old friend Santa! My, oh, my, only 12nights left until Christmas Eve! Things are getting so close now, wecan hardly contain ourselves here at the North Pole. And from the looksof it, my young friend, we're not the ( Read more... )

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The things I miss (in no particular order ( Read more... )