Today I saw the latest Harry Potter movie

[gailan572]

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[bigvanvader]

yes she is, and someone who can change shape at will=sex life never dull

[gailan572]

Pfft, a monogamous sex life is only boring if you let it be, Dave. Try spicing it up with a ski mask and a little "home invasion," if you know what I mean.

[bigvanvader]

Well you know i've tried that before and the next thing i knew there was a warrant out for my arrest...