Everyone's Favorite Animal

[gairecailin]

I have been appointed to the 3rd grade. All this means is that instead of telling 1st grade nosepickers to stop pissing their pants, I now tell students to stop repeating Eminem lyrics about stuffing their girlfriends in car trunks on school grounds.

Maybe I'm an old fogey, or maybe society has really changed in the last decade, but it seems these 8

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[nahele_101]

jane, once again you proved your "coolness."

your eyebrows look good!

ever heard Primus's "wynonas big brown beaver?"

[gairecailin]

No i havn't, but I have a sneeking suspicion that it has potential to be this kid's favorite song.

Primus

[nahele_101]

2 quotes you must know from the song:
Along came lou with the old baboon
And said recognize that smell?
Smells like seven layers,
That beaver eats taco bell.

Wynona loved her big brown beaver
And she stroked him all the time.
She pricked her finger one day and it
Occurred to her she might have a porcupine.
(Genius!)

[anonymous]

The kid loves beaver. What's wrong with that? I too loved beaver at a young age. At least u know he's going to be straight.

-Z