Long Ass Meme of Long Assedness
100 Qs behind the cut.
(the urge to literally put 100 letter Qs here is strong.
1. How old will you be in five years?
Five years from RIGHT NOW, 37. 5 years and 4 days from now, 38.
2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today?
Both Jer and Mally.
3. How tall are you?
5'6 1/2" according to my last doctor's appointment.
4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks?
The snow melting. Being done with fillings for a few months. (and I thought that said months, not weeks)
5. What's the last movie you saw?
Uhhhh...I think that would have to be 'Tucker and Dale vs Evil', which I watched with Mally the other day.
6. Who was the last person you called?
I only ever call Jer.
7. Who was the last person to call you?
Jer. Always Jer. ALWAYS.
8. What was the last text message you received?
I sent myself a photo from Jer's phone.
It's snowy. And that's a tree, not a bush.
9. Who was the last person to leave you a voice mail?
Voice...mail?
10. Do you prefer to call or text?
Text. I hate being on the phone.
11. What were you doing at 12am last night?
I was putting the finishing touches on Geoff's big dumb Minecraft tower of doom.
12. Are your parents married/divorced?
They were still married when my dad died.
13. When did you last see your mom?
Late May, 2008.
14. What color are your eyes?
Blue-grey.
15. What time did you wake up today?
8am. SOMEONE decided to come in being a purrface snugglebutt and woke me up with actual love, so I decided to make the most of it.
16. What are you wearing right now?
Burgundy-ish shirt with leave on it in black, black yoga pants, garish as fuck knee socks (hot pink toes, top band, and heel, neon green foot with electric blue peace signs on it, and electric blue legs with neon green peace signs), and giant black headphones. And underthings, of course.
17. What is your favourite Christmas song?
I don't really know. I'm not huge on Christmas songs, really, but man alive do I end up singing them a lot.
18. Where is your favourite place to be?
Asleep.
19. Where is your least favourite place to be?
Appointments of any kind.
20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere?
Right now, anywhere that has ice free sidewalks. In general, dunno because I've never really BEEN anywhere, and I don't know what would be good.
21. Where do you think you’ll be in 10 years?
Probably nowhere new or interesting.
22. Do you tan or burn?
Burn like a forgotten cake.
23. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
When I was like six we had this clown light cover in the bedroom, one of those square ceiling light things, and the screw cover that kept it up was the clown's red nose. That thing made me fear clowns and I was always sure there was one in the attic just waiting to come and get me.
24. What was the last thing that really made you laugh?
Jer's horror at me doing the YMCA dance in the Waffle House. (a subdued version, of course. I wasn't going to get all arm flingy somewhere that I might accidentally hit an employee or other patron)
25. How many TVs do you have in your house?
One functional, two borked.
26. How big is your bed?
King size. Jer's a sweaty furnace butt humper, so I need to be able to put a gulf between us, especially in the summer.
27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer?
All of the above.
28. Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
I always make a point to cover my bits and my tits because we don't have a bedroom door and I don't need to go accidentally flashing my fur parts at Mally when she wanders down the hallway to go to the bathroom.
29. What colour are your sheets?
Right now I think we're working the white w/blue flowers.
30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
Two. Jer's got three and takes up the whole damn bed with them.
31. What is your favourite season?
I used to like Spring and Fall back when they still existed and we didn't jump straight from Summer to Winter and back again.
33. What do you like about winter?
PRESENTS.
34. What do you like about the summer?
It being over.
35. What do you like about spring?
Flowers! Non-naked trees! The way the outside of the library smells when all their flowers are blooming!
36. How many states/provinces have you lived in?
One. *world traveler*
37. What cities/towns have you lived in?
I don't even know anymore. I think there's been like 7 or 8?
38. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
Socky foots.
39. Are you a social person?
*laughs forever*
40. What was the last thing you ate?
We went and had breakfast, so I had an omelette and hashbrowns and some toast.
41. What is your favourite restaurant?
Being vegetarian makes restaurantery suck a duck, so nothing anymore.
42. What is your favourite ice cream?
Cold Stone Amaretto w/almonds.
43. What is your favourite dessert?
It used to be pretty much anything, but anymore the idea of sweet just makes me nauseous.
44. What is your favourite kind of soup?
Tomato is what I have the most, but the butternut squash that Campbell's has is nooooom.
45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?
Blackberry, though mainly because it's almost the exact colour as blood and I can use it to make Jer think I horribly injured myself making a sandwich.
46. Do you like Chinese food?
I do indeed. A broccoli spear saturated in brown sauce is like the best thing ever.
47. Do you like coffee?
Not even a little.
48. How many glasses of water a day do you drink on average?
Pure water? Maybe one.
49. What do you drink in the morning?
Whatever happens to be on hand. If I'm congested I'll have a soda. If Mally's not using my teapot AGAIN I'll have tea. If there's juice I'll have juice. etc etc.
51. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
Jer and I swap off every now and then, but right now I'm on the right.
52. Do you know how to play poker?
Not really.
53. Do you like to cuddle?
To a degree and depending on the situation. Trying to sleep? Hell no, fuck off, kick kick. Watching a movie? Sure, why not.
54. Have you ever been to Canada?
Once, for a TH show.
55. Do you have an addictive personality?
I totally do, so I avoid doing anything that's classic addictive. No drugs ever, super rare booze (which, luckily, I don't really like the taste of or how it makes my brain feel), no smoking. So instead I end up addicted to weird things. Like every month/month and a half I start getting really bad headaches and that means that it's time to dye my hair again. I used to have the same issue with nail polish, but I've kinda weened myself off that one (though that means that my nails end up looking ratty as fuck as a result).
56. Do you eat out or at home more often?
Home.
58. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
Personally? Nope. I should go make buds with Dave Grohl and we could have a co-birthday shindig.
59. Do you want kids?
I damn well better, shouldn't I?
60. Do you speak any other languages?
English and bad English.
61. Have you ever gotten stitches?
Just the once. Thanks, Mally.
62. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
Just the once. Thanks again, Mally.
63. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool?
Pools are less full of jellyfish. And I've never been in the ocean anyway.
64. Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seat?
Never been on a plane.
65. Do you know how to drive stick?
I don't drive at all.
66. What is your favourite thing to spend money on?
CANDY. Actually probably nail polish and eyeliner that I'll never use.
67. Do you wear any jewelry 24/7?
I usually have six earrings in, but they come out now and then.
68. What is your favourite TV show?
We don't really watch general TV (watching a show at a set time? What is this, 1994?), but we watch Supernatural and Game of Thrones together. I watch Bones even though it irks me sometimes (it's almost always the first person they talk to! Bones would understand idioms! VINCENT NIGEL-MURRAY YOU MONSTERS!). Secrets of the Dead can be pretty good, too.
69. Can you roll your tongue?
Nope.
70. Who is the funniest person you know?
Mista Jer.
71. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
Sometimes. If I'm in a sulk or need to snug something without bones or the need to breathe, I have a stuffed giraffe to love up on.
72. What is the main ring tone on your phone?
The default landline ring.
73. Do you still have clothes from when you were little?
Nopes.
74. What red object is closest to you right now?
Billy, Bully's twin brother. He doesn't get to wear the swank TH Japan buttons and his ear is unpierced (unlike Bully), but his septum is double pierced, so he's way more hardcore in that respect.
75. Do you turn off the water while you brush your teeth?
Teeth, yes. Tongue, no.
76. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
There's no closet in our room.
77. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
Are we talking a hug attack from a furry gay man? Because I'm cool with that.
78. Do you flirt a lot?
Apparently I do, according to everyone.
79. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
Nothing as I don't eat chicken.
80. What is your favourite food?
Nothing anymore. :(
81. Can you change the oil on a car?
I could do it, but I don't see why I would.
82. Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket?
You have to drive to get speeding tickets.
83. Have you ever run out of gas?
You have to drive to run out of gas.
84. What is your usual bed time?
Whenever we head bedwards.
85. What was the last book you read?
A collection of Grimm's Fairytales.
86. Do you read the newspaper?
Nopes.
87. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
Ick, no.
89. Do you watch soap operas?
Nope.
90. Do you dance in the car?
Butt dancing ftw!
91. What radio station did you last listen to?
Oh man, I had the radio on in the car today and I can't remember what station it was on.
92. Who is in the picture frame closest to you?
*looks around* A shirtless man in bondage.
93. What was the last note you scribbled on a piece of paper?
The time and date of my rescheded dental appointment.
94. What is your favourite candle scent?
Non-ass.
95. What is your favourite board game?
Life!
97. When was the last time you attended church?
Easter a couple years back. There was an Easter egg hunt that went shittily for Mally and put her off church forever.
98. Who was your favourite teacher in high school?
I was in HS for like two minutes, I have no clue.
99. What is the longest you have ever camped out in a tent?
Probably a week.
100. Who was the last person to do something extra special for you?
Salty got me Circe. <3
(the urge to literally put 100 letter Qs here is strong.
1. How old will you be in five years?
Five years from RIGHT NOW, 37. 5 years and 4 days from now, 38.
2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today?
Both Jer and Mally.
3. How tall are you?
5'6 1/2" according to my last doctor's appointment.
4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks?
The snow melting. Being done with fillings for a few months. (and I thought that said months, not weeks)
5. What's the last movie you saw?
Uhhhh...I think that would have to be 'Tucker and Dale vs Evil', which I watched with Mally the other day.
6. Who was the last person you called?
I only ever call Jer.
7. Who was the last person to call you?
Jer. Always Jer. ALWAYS.
8. What was the last text message you received?
I sent myself a photo from Jer's phone.
It's snowy. And that's a tree, not a bush.
9. Who was the last person to leave you a voice mail?
Voice...mail?
10. Do you prefer to call or text?
Text. I hate being on the phone.
11. What were you doing at 12am last night?
I was putting the finishing touches on Geoff's big dumb Minecraft tower of doom.
12. Are your parents married/divorced?
They were still married when my dad died.
13. When did you last see your mom?
Late May, 2008.
14. What color are your eyes?
Blue-grey.
15. What time did you wake up today?
8am. SOMEONE decided to come in being a purrface snugglebutt and woke me up with actual love, so I decided to make the most of it.
16. What are you wearing right now?
Burgundy-ish shirt with leave on it in black, black yoga pants, garish as fuck knee socks (hot pink toes, top band, and heel, neon green foot with electric blue peace signs on it, and electric blue legs with neon green peace signs), and giant black headphones. And underthings, of course.
17. What is your favourite Christmas song?
I don't really know. I'm not huge on Christmas songs, really, but man alive do I end up singing them a lot.
18. Where is your favourite place to be?
Asleep.
19. Where is your least favourite place to be?
Appointments of any kind.
20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere?
Right now, anywhere that has ice free sidewalks. In general, dunno because I've never really BEEN anywhere, and I don't know what would be good.
21. Where do you think you’ll be in 10 years?
Probably nowhere new or interesting.
22. Do you tan or burn?
Burn like a forgotten cake.
23. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
When I was like six we had this clown light cover in the bedroom, one of those square ceiling light things, and the screw cover that kept it up was the clown's red nose. That thing made me fear clowns and I was always sure there was one in the attic just waiting to come and get me.
24. What was the last thing that really made you laugh?
Jer's horror at me doing the YMCA dance in the Waffle House. (a subdued version, of course. I wasn't going to get all arm flingy somewhere that I might accidentally hit an employee or other patron)
25. How many TVs do you have in your house?
One functional, two borked.
26. How big is your bed?
King size. Jer's a sweaty furnace butt humper, so I need to be able to put a gulf between us, especially in the summer.
27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer?
All of the above.
28. Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
I always make a point to cover my bits and my tits because we don't have a bedroom door and I don't need to go accidentally flashing my fur parts at Mally when she wanders down the hallway to go to the bathroom.
29. What colour are your sheets?
Right now I think we're working the white w/blue flowers.
30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
Two. Jer's got three and takes up the whole damn bed with them.
31. What is your favourite season?
I used to like Spring and Fall back when they still existed and we didn't jump straight from Summer to Winter and back again.
33. What do you like about winter?
PRESENTS.
34. What do you like about the summer?
It being over.
35. What do you like about spring?
Flowers! Non-naked trees! The way the outside of the library smells when all their flowers are blooming!
36. How many states/provinces have you lived in?
One. *world traveler*
37. What cities/towns have you lived in?
I don't even know anymore. I think there's been like 7 or 8?
38. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
Socky foots.
39. Are you a social person?
*laughs forever*
40. What was the last thing you ate?
We went and had breakfast, so I had an omelette and hashbrowns and some toast.
41. What is your favourite restaurant?
Being vegetarian makes restaurantery suck a duck, so nothing anymore.
42. What is your favourite ice cream?
Cold Stone Amaretto w/almonds.
43. What is your favourite dessert?
It used to be pretty much anything, but anymore the idea of sweet just makes me nauseous.
44. What is your favourite kind of soup?
Tomato is what I have the most, but the butternut squash that Campbell's has is nooooom.
45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?
Blackberry, though mainly because it's almost the exact colour as blood and I can use it to make Jer think I horribly injured myself making a sandwich.
46. Do you like Chinese food?
I do indeed. A broccoli spear saturated in brown sauce is like the best thing ever.
47. Do you like coffee?
Not even a little.
48. How many glasses of water a day do you drink on average?
Pure water? Maybe one.
49. What do you drink in the morning?
Whatever happens to be on hand. If I'm congested I'll have a soda. If Mally's not using my teapot AGAIN I'll have tea. If there's juice I'll have juice. etc etc.
51. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
Jer and I swap off every now and then, but right now I'm on the right.
52. Do you know how to play poker?
Not really.
53. Do you like to cuddle?
To a degree and depending on the situation. Trying to sleep? Hell no, fuck off, kick kick. Watching a movie? Sure, why not.
54. Have you ever been to Canada?
Once, for a TH show.
55. Do you have an addictive personality?
I totally do, so I avoid doing anything that's classic addictive. No drugs ever, super rare booze (which, luckily, I don't really like the taste of or how it makes my brain feel), no smoking. So instead I end up addicted to weird things. Like every month/month and a half I start getting really bad headaches and that means that it's time to dye my hair again. I used to have the same issue with nail polish, but I've kinda weened myself off that one (though that means that my nails end up looking ratty as fuck as a result).
56. Do you eat out or at home more often?
Home.
58. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
Personally? Nope. I should go make buds with Dave Grohl and we could have a co-birthday shindig.
59. Do you want kids?
I damn well better, shouldn't I?
60. Do you speak any other languages?
English and bad English.
61. Have you ever gotten stitches?
Just the once. Thanks, Mally.
62. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
Just the once. Thanks again, Mally.
63. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool?
Pools are less full of jellyfish. And I've never been in the ocean anyway.
64. Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seat?
Never been on a plane.
65. Do you know how to drive stick?
I don't drive at all.
66. What is your favourite thing to spend money on?
CANDY. Actually probably nail polish and eyeliner that I'll never use.
67. Do you wear any jewelry 24/7?
I usually have six earrings in, but they come out now and then.
68. What is your favourite TV show?
We don't really watch general TV (watching a show at a set time? What is this, 1994?), but we watch Supernatural and Game of Thrones together. I watch Bones even though it irks me sometimes (it's almost always the first person they talk to! Bones would understand idioms! VINCENT NIGEL-MURRAY YOU MONSTERS!). Secrets of the Dead can be pretty good, too.
69. Can you roll your tongue?
Nope.
70. Who is the funniest person you know?
Mista Jer.
71. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
Sometimes. If I'm in a sulk or need to snug something without bones or the need to breathe, I have a stuffed giraffe to love up on.
72. What is the main ring tone on your phone?
The default landline ring.
73. Do you still have clothes from when you were little?
Nopes.
74. What red object is closest to you right now?
Billy, Bully's twin brother. He doesn't get to wear the swank TH Japan buttons and his ear is unpierced (unlike Bully), but his septum is double pierced, so he's way more hardcore in that respect.
75. Do you turn off the water while you brush your teeth?
Teeth, yes. Tongue, no.
76. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
There's no closet in our room.
77. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
Are we talking a hug attack from a furry gay man? Because I'm cool with that.
78. Do you flirt a lot?
Apparently I do, according to everyone.
79. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
Nothing as I don't eat chicken.
80. What is your favourite food?
Nothing anymore. :(
81. Can you change the oil on a car?
I could do it, but I don't see why I would.
82. Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket?
You have to drive to get speeding tickets.
83. Have you ever run out of gas?
You have to drive to run out of gas.
84. What is your usual bed time?
Whenever we head bedwards.
85. What was the last book you read?
A collection of Grimm's Fairytales.
86. Do you read the newspaper?
Nopes.
87. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
Ick, no.
89. Do you watch soap operas?
Nope.
90. Do you dance in the car?
Butt dancing ftw!
91. What radio station did you last listen to?
Oh man, I had the radio on in the car today and I can't remember what station it was on.
92. Who is in the picture frame closest to you?
*looks around* A shirtless man in bondage.
93. What was the last note you scribbled on a piece of paper?
The time and date of my rescheded dental appointment.
94. What is your favourite candle scent?
Non-ass.
95. What is your favourite board game?
Life!
97. When was the last time you attended church?
Easter a couple years back. There was an Easter egg hunt that went shittily for Mally and put her off church forever.
98. Who was your favourite teacher in high school?
I was in HS for like two minutes, I have no clue.
99. What is the longest you have ever camped out in a tent?
Probably a week.
100. Who was the last person to do something extra special for you?
Salty got me Circe. <3