Don't Mind Me, I'm Just Ruining Your Life
Or Sims-Misery. Either would work.
Last post we had Anna Maria and her dating/marriage/divorce woes with Harry. She had their kid (a girl, Henrietta), and of course got slandered all over town for not only getting a divorce, but also for having a child out of wedlock. It's gone from being the 1950's in this game to being the 1920's, yo. A divorcee? The SCANDAL.
While she was busy sewing scarlet letters on all her clothing, Leonardo also aged up, so I invited over his high school crush (Hannah), let her have her birthday in my living room, and got them married. She didn't have to break up with anyone, there was no cheating accusations, it was smooth and easy. I had Leo the Love Kitten get her knocked up right away and then moved them out before the kid was born (it turned out to be another girl, and they named her Cassandra). I had to put a new house in my game world for them, though, because this whole damn town is high rise apartments with one bedroom, and you can't have a couple and a kid in a one bedroom place. Bleh. Since then I think they went and had another kid, or are in process of doing so, since I can't remember what the new kid is named. Makes me think it isn't named as yet.
So, two people out, one baby in, and it's back to looking for love in all the wrong places for my girls. Since I got a couple mods for the game, one of them lets you go to the spa and talk to the local matchmaker to try to find someone that you might be hep to get your bone on with. It also lets you know how attractive your sim finds the other sim. (Lisette and Gerardo are both 10s to each other; Anna Maria and Harry were also 10s) So I had Anna go, and nope, all these people on this list are, in her opinion, horrible monsters. Everyone had a 000 ranking. (it could be I just don't understand the mod, but from what I gather, that's a whole lot of 'not interested') I sent her out with one dude, and she gave him a ranking of one, so, yeah. Apparently no one is as attractive as her former blue haired beau.
I also sent Arya over there (after yet another guy that she was chatting up started dating someone else, who, oddly enough, was named Aria) and got a whole mess of 0's again, so I grumbled and went back to looking for people for her the old way. Which generally means that I didn't bother and had her work on her career instead.
Henrietta became a toddler (and got her mom's black hair with hot pink tips), and Anna started getting wishes to get married, so I sent her to the match maker again and just picked someone because he had a weird ass name. Like Cyranque or something. She gave him a 1 for attractiveness, but fuck it. He had a nice face and his traits weren't awful. Good enough. I got them married and sent them off towards home (where it turned out that Arya thought he was super 10s, OF COURSE) and had them make a brand new baby. This time, since there was no other lady (or dude) from before, there was no horrible strife and eventual pre-baby divorce, so he managed to stay around all the way up to, and beyond, their kid (girl, Cybil) was born. Then I moved them out as well and my house got super barren because I suddenly had half as many people in it.
Meanwhile, Arya was working on some opportunities, one of which involved going to a friend and letting them know that she managed to do the task that was assigned to her. Apparently this dude just could NOT stay in one place, so she chased him from the butterfly enclosure to the sport's bar three goddamn times before I just decided to have her stay at the butterfly place and wait to see if he would come back. While she was there, she spotted another dude (Vladamir) at the place that she thought was the hot hotness, so I was like 'yes, fine, good, him' and had her go start chatting him up. Asked if he was single, and no, no of COURSE he isn't. But he wasn't married, so, again, whatever, good enough.
As it turned out, he was out with his lady friend, so I had Arya and him group up and go to a different park so they could flirt and I could make him dump the lady he was currently dating. Which, when I had her 'ask to break up with Odine' I was like, hey, wait a second. Why does the name Odine sound familiar?
Ends up that it sounded familiar because Odine is who Harry was dating when Anna asked him to break up with his girlfriend and date her instead. So two women in this one family have stolen away Odine's gents. That's kinda tragic. She just can't win out against these Dare women and their wily ways.
Even worse, after I got Anna moved out and Vlad moved in, I found out that Vlad and Odine had toddler twins. >_> So not only did Arya steal her man, but also stole her man pretty much two days after they'd had kids. Harsh, man. Harsh. But, hey, nothing to be done about that now. So I had Arya and Vlad hump like bunnies (which is all they seem to want to do, honestly. One of them ALWAYS seems to have to 'bone' wish going on) and Arya got pregnant off in the hot tub.
And then, later that same day, Lisette got pregnant in that same hot tub. Which is kinda gross.
Three days later Arya and Vlad had little Veronica (ALL GIRLS IN MY HOUSE), and Lisette and Gerardo had wee Giselle and Genevieve, because of course they'd have twins. So now I have a house full of little pink burrito babies and ruined lives.
Last post we had Anna Maria and her dating/marriage/divorce woes with Harry. She had their kid (a girl, Henrietta), and of course got slandered all over town for not only getting a divorce, but also for having a child out of wedlock. It's gone from being the 1950's in this game to being the 1920's, yo. A divorcee? The SCANDAL.
While she was busy sewing scarlet letters on all her clothing, Leonardo also aged up, so I invited over his high school crush (Hannah), let her have her birthday in my living room, and got them married. She didn't have to break up with anyone, there was no cheating accusations, it was smooth and easy. I had Leo the Love Kitten get her knocked up right away and then moved them out before the kid was born (it turned out to be another girl, and they named her Cassandra). I had to put a new house in my game world for them, though, because this whole damn town is high rise apartments with one bedroom, and you can't have a couple and a kid in a one bedroom place. Bleh. Since then I think they went and had another kid, or are in process of doing so, since I can't remember what the new kid is named. Makes me think it isn't named as yet.
So, two people out, one baby in, and it's back to looking for love in all the wrong places for my girls. Since I got a couple mods for the game, one of them lets you go to the spa and talk to the local matchmaker to try to find someone that you might be hep to get your bone on with. It also lets you know how attractive your sim finds the other sim. (Lisette and Gerardo are both 10s to each other; Anna Maria and Harry were also 10s) So I had Anna go, and nope, all these people on this list are, in her opinion, horrible monsters. Everyone had a 000 ranking. (it could be I just don't understand the mod, but from what I gather, that's a whole lot of 'not interested') I sent her out with one dude, and she gave him a ranking of one, so, yeah. Apparently no one is as attractive as her former blue haired beau.
I also sent Arya over there (after yet another guy that she was chatting up started dating someone else, who, oddly enough, was named Aria) and got a whole mess of 0's again, so I grumbled and went back to looking for people for her the old way. Which generally means that I didn't bother and had her work on her career instead.
Henrietta became a toddler (and got her mom's black hair with hot pink tips), and Anna started getting wishes to get married, so I sent her to the match maker again and just picked someone because he had a weird ass name. Like Cyranque or something. She gave him a 1 for attractiveness, but fuck it. He had a nice face and his traits weren't awful. Good enough. I got them married and sent them off towards home (where it turned out that Arya thought he was super 10s, OF COURSE) and had them make a brand new baby. This time, since there was no other lady (or dude) from before, there was no horrible strife and eventual pre-baby divorce, so he managed to stay around all the way up to, and beyond, their kid (girl, Cybil) was born. Then I moved them out as well and my house got super barren because I suddenly had half as many people in it.
Meanwhile, Arya was working on some opportunities, one of which involved going to a friend and letting them know that she managed to do the task that was assigned to her. Apparently this dude just could NOT stay in one place, so she chased him from the butterfly enclosure to the sport's bar three goddamn times before I just decided to have her stay at the butterfly place and wait to see if he would come back. While she was there, she spotted another dude (Vladamir) at the place that she thought was the hot hotness, so I was like 'yes, fine, good, him' and had her go start chatting him up. Asked if he was single, and no, no of COURSE he isn't. But he wasn't married, so, again, whatever, good enough.
As it turned out, he was out with his lady friend, so I had Arya and him group up and go to a different park so they could flirt and I could make him dump the lady he was currently dating. Which, when I had her 'ask to break up with Odine' I was like, hey, wait a second. Why does the name Odine sound familiar?
Ends up that it sounded familiar because Odine is who Harry was dating when Anna asked him to break up with his girlfriend and date her instead. So two women in this one family have stolen away Odine's gents. That's kinda tragic. She just can't win out against these Dare women and their wily ways.
Even worse, after I got Anna moved out and Vlad moved in, I found out that Vlad and Odine had toddler twins. >_> So not only did Arya steal her man, but also stole her man pretty much two days after they'd had kids. Harsh, man. Harsh. But, hey, nothing to be done about that now. So I had Arya and Vlad hump like bunnies (which is all they seem to want to do, honestly. One of them ALWAYS seems to have to 'bone' wish going on) and Arya got pregnant off in the hot tub.
And then, later that same day, Lisette got pregnant in that same hot tub. Which is kinda gross.
Three days later Arya and Vlad had little Veronica (ALL GIRLS IN MY HOUSE), and Lisette and Gerardo had wee Giselle and Genevieve, because of course they'd have twins. So now I have a house full of little pink burrito babies and ruined lives.