Might as well be a sheep

[gaku_nii_chan]

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[anonymous]

I secretly find farting hysterical.

Watch out, or there might be a whoopee cushion under your seat next.

[gaku_nii_chan]

Farting can be funny, unless it smells. Then it's just nasty.

Now I'm going to go and check every seat before I sit down.

[anonymous]

Mmm, I am with you there. However, a little air freshener goes a long way.

Good. Beware.

[gaku_nii_chan]

As long as the air freshener doesn't smell like pine trees. That makes it even worse.

Oooh, I can't wait.

[anonymous]

I'm so worried he won't like me as much as I like him.

[gaku_nii_chan]

Oh?

I think this sums it up.

[gaku_nii_chan]

Except don't tell him goodbye. Just go with the title of the song. And ignore the scary hair and unitard. that is just scary.

[anonymous]

So I should go for it right?

[anonymous]

Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I'd confessed to my first love and how it would be different now.

[gaku_nii_chan]

We all wonder that. It's normal. Are your feelings still the same?

[anonymous]

I want to do something completely crazy and not me-like at all but I'm afraid to because I don't know how the people around me would act/react.

[gaku_nii_chan]

What did you have in mind? Dying your hair a different colour? Bungee jumping? Huge orgy? Mass murder? Who cares, as long as it's not illegal (so the last one is out). Would it make you happy?

[anonymous]

Met some dude a while ago. Always complainin about somethin, but he aight.

So I meet him again later. And he still a bitch.

Bitch.

[gaku_nii_chan]

Sad thing is, you're a bigger bitch, and always will be.

Bitch.

[anonymous]

Just cause I'm taller don't make me a big bitch. You the biggest bitch of 'em all.

[gaku_nii_chan]

I just grabbed a dictionary. I looked up bitch and saw your picture in there. That's proof that you're the biggest bitch around.