Birthday!

[gaku_nii_chan]

YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME!!!!SERIOUSLY! This has been one of the best birthdays I have ever had. Two years ago it was with the chicks with dicks (though I did get Mai that year so it wasn't all bad). Last year we had a quiet family birthday (just me, Seiichi and Amaya). We ate so much cake that year. But this year

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[senseiseiichi]

GET OFF THE COMPUTER! THE CANNON HAS REVENGE TO EXTRACT!

[gaku_nii_chan]

THE CANNON BOUNCED OFF THE GROUND! THAT WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS!

AND WHY ARE YOU ON THE COMPUTER?

[senseiseiichi]

THE CANNON HAS SOME PLUGGING TO DO!!! I'M SURPRISED IT DIDN'T HIT YOUR CAR!

I'M SHOPPING FOR MORE DILDOS AND HIDING FROM AMAYA. SHE KEEPS HITTING ME ON THE HEAD WITH ONE MOM IS GOING TO KIIIILLL US IF SHE FINDS OUT WE GAVE HER A DILDO.

[gaku_nii_chan]

THE CANNON HIT THE CAR NEXT TO IT BUT THANKS TO ATOBE WE DIDN'T GET IN SHIT! DUDE'S FACE WAS HILARIOUS WHEN HE STARTED YELLING AND THEN REALIZED IT WAS AN ATOBE HE WAS YELLING AT!!!

WE HAVE TO TAKE ECHIZEN OUT SHOPPING FOR ONE 'CAUSE HE HAS NEVER HAD ONE BEFORE!!! AND OMG MOM IS GOING TO BEAT OUR ASSES IF SHE FINDS OUT!!!

[blindingprowess]

If you don't pay more attention, it will be your ass getting smacked.

Appropriate music.

[gaku_nii_chan]

But you know that I'd enjoy getting my ass smacked.

Start singing. Awe us.

[blindingprowess]

Half of the fun. Prepare to be spanked by a sparkly Hyoutei dildo.

Prepare to be awed by Ore-sama's extensive prowess and knowledge of the Spice Girls.

[gaku_nii_chan]

And you should know that I was fucked by most of the guys in Hyoutei so the sparkly dildo will be nothing.

Did you bring a change of clothes? We have a video camera and Spice Girls playing on the laptop.

[pro_momo_chan]

Man, that was an awesome party! I'm glad you had a great birthday, I really am. XDDDD

[gaku_nii_chan]

Glad you had fun but the party isn't anywhere near being finished. Gotta beat Seiichi with the Manhandler. Gonna have fun with that.

[twisted_yuuta]

Happy Birthday.

[gaku_nii_chan]

Awww, thanks Yuuta! You need to be Sporty Spice! You'd be really sexy.

[twisted_yuuta]

What's a sporty spice?

I don't feel very sexy right now.

[gaku_nii_chan]

Sporty Spice is one of the Spice Girls. We're going to film a video.

You are very sexy right now. Do I need to show you how sexy you are?

[happilysleeping]

YAY SPICE GIRLS!!!

[gaku_nii_chan]

We will be so awesome! Need help with your wardrobe?