Who: Gilbert Beilschmidt
What: Heading out for a picnic and some Christmas holiday planning.
Where: The boys' dorm hallways and then a park, probably.
When: Saturday
Why: Mutti sent over some rum cake. YUM! Oh, and wearing THE AWESOMEST SHIRT EVER.
[Armed with his backpack filled with the essentials for a picnic (rum cake, brewed coffee, the necessary cutlery) and planning (his netbook), Gilbert walked out of his dorm room, determined to spend the day outside to enjoy the cool weather and his new, obnoxious t-shirt]
Bitches don't know 'bout my chick... [Laughs to himself] Fucking WIN!