It's not what you think.
Who: Alfred and Arthur
What: Going separate ways
Where: Some street
When: Saturday Night
Why: Some stupid argument
"Why did you bring me out here, Alfred?"
"They say they have fish n' chips!"
"...Right. Why here?"
"Why not?? Besides, Artie, you gave me a pet rock. Oh right! We went to the zoo the other day! It was so upset at the monkeys. Imagine that! They were tossing around its brothers and sisters!"
"You can't have possibly done that, and it can't have been upset."
"How would you know?"
"It's too fucking cold for YOU to be out and it's a bloody rock."
"I'm out right now."
"Only because you want to cheat on your diet and eat burgers."
"That's not true! I didn't get you a present so I'm taking you out to eat fish n' chips!"
"In McDonald's?!"
"Yes! Where else?"
"...Sod it. I'm going."
"What? Hey! McDonald's has awesome food, you know!"
(( ooc: You can talk to one or both :D You can even choose? LOL Pick who you want in your subject! It'll be fun! ))
What: Going separate ways
Where: Some street
When: Saturday Night
Why: Some stupid argument
"Why did you bring me out here, Alfred?"
"They say they have fish n' chips!"
"...Right. Why here?"
"Why not?? Besides, Artie, you gave me a pet rock. Oh right! We went to the zoo the other day! It was so upset at the monkeys. Imagine that! They were tossing around its brothers and sisters!"
"You can't have possibly done that, and it can't have been upset."
"How would you know?"
"It's too fucking cold for YOU to be out and it's a bloody rock."
"I'm out right now."
"Only because you want to cheat on your diet and eat burgers."
"That's not true! I didn't get you a present so I'm taking you out to eat fish n' chips!"
"In McDonald's?!"
"Yes! Where else?"
"...Sod it. I'm going."
"What? Hey! McDonald's has awesome food, you know!"
(( ooc: You can talk to one or both :D You can even choose? LOL Pick who you want in your subject! It'll be fun! ))