I don't even XD;

[f_ckingreal]

Who: Tony the Alien
What: The Mission
Where: School grounds.
When: Friday afternoon
Why: ...

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[gilbo_ftw]

[Hears a rustling in the bushes and assumes it's another little lost kitten.] Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty. C'mere, kitty. I know where to get you some food.

[f_ckingreal]

[First sighting]

[Kitty? What is this kitty this lesser life-form talking about?]

[Tony stays to the shadows and remains invisible for now, observing]

[gilbo_ftw]

C'mon, I won't hurt you. [Pulls back a few branches to start looking.]

[f_ckingreal]

[Stays still, quiet]

[The lesser life-form is practically in front of him]

[icarryapanda]

[Hai. Aren't you the most bizarre and cute thing Yao has recently seen~] Um...This must be someone's doll.

[f_ckingreal]

[Doll?]

[Stares at and waits for what you would do]

[icarryapanda]

[Leans closer and looks at the red eyes] You must have a very eccentric owner for a doll with red eyes... a demon of some sorts, perhaps?

[f_ckingreal]

[This one has... An interesting looking pelt]

[Tony reaches with its bare appendage and touches Yao's ponytail. Makes a soft, appreciative-sounding noise]

[ore_america]

[Eating an ice cream] ...Hey... Tony! [Just making sure]

What are you doing out here?

[f_ckingreal]

[Why does this one know his human name?]

[Tony takes a moment to digest this as he looks at the thing. Has Tony marked this one before?]

[Tony comes closer to check]

[ore_america]

Just finally decided to come out of the room?

[Alfred thinks this Tony is the same one that he knows.]

This is great! Did you look around already?

[f_ckingreal]

[Stares at this thing]

Fuck yes.

[Tony tries to recall if it's seen this one before. Reaches to check under its skin for one of its marks]

[grumpytalia]

[Just... looking at it. What's with the giant doll?]

Ugh, sci-fi freaks.

[f_ckingreal]

[This one looks deformed]

[That will not do. Tony has to check]

[Tony aims its laser gun at it and shoots its freeze ray]

[grumpytalia]

[WHAT. Quickly ducks down at the sight of the beam, but only barely as the laser was nearly touching the top of his head by an inch.]

THE HELL?

[f_ckingreal]

[Quick reflexes. Not bad]

[Maybe there's more to this one than it thought]

[Tony tries again]

ARE YOU SERIOUS XD

[dogsnwurst]

. . .

[Ludwig stares right back. He's probably four times heavier than this... thing, but it still baffles him. He knows what it looks like, but he refuses to believe that this is anything other than a stupid prank. He leans down to study the "creature"] How old are you and how much did Alfred or my brother pay you to dress up like this?

WHY YES VERY SERIOUS XD

[f_ckingreal]

[Tony stares back at the lesser life form. It's large and shiny. It wonders if this one could make a good sample]

[It manages to translate what the human is saying and answers appropriately]

Fucking real.

DAMN STRAIGHT GERMANY IS ONE HELLUVA FINE MALE SPECIMEN. 8D

[dogsnwurst]

((ooc: Although 'shiny' is a new one... Are you referring to his hair? XD))

. . . [What. The German reaches out and lugs the 'costumed kid' out of the bushes by the arm. The skin felt... rubbery, but he blames it on the 'costume'] Very funny. Where are your parents? This is a high school, not an elementary school.

YES HE IS. HENCE WHY HE'LL PROBABLY GET BEAMED UP XDDD

[f_ckingreal]

((ooc: Yep XD ))

[Tony makes a satisfied-sounding noise. Strong specimen is strong]

[With one of its fingers, it pokes one of the specimen's arms]

[Interesting. They're hard]