(Bastard), how may I serve you?

[pirate_maid]

Who: Alice Kirkland
What: Lost, but pretending she's where she's supposed to be
Where: (Your character's gender's) Dormitory Hallway
When: Weekend
Why: In search of a couple of troublemakers

Comments

[yoroshikiku]

[Kiku, who is playing on his PSP again today, enters the hallway Alice is in from an adjacent hallway further down.]

[Glancing ahead, he spots a girl in the hall. Wait, what? He just left his room, didn't he? He IS in the boy's dormitory, right?]

「DROPPED PSP　１ｅａ。」

[He can't look away. Has 2D become 3D? ブロンドの髪...眼鏡...メイド...ぺったんこ! (°д°) Mesmerized, he just...stands there, his hands still holding an imaginary PSP.]

(( ooc: Hover over for translation~. :3))

[pirate_maid]

[Alice stopped her sulking, and turned sharply at the clanking of the PSP. She recognized the sound, and thought for sure it was Alfred, not this young man.]

[But wasn't he an adorable one?]

[Her cheeks pinked slightly at her thoughts, and she cleared her throat with a fake 'ahem' as she walked over and picked up his device.]

Excuse me... S-s-s-sir.

You dropped this.

(( ooc: *GASP* FLAT?! ))

[yoroshikiku]

[How could he have left out ツインテール in that list? ばか!]

[あ? She's talking to him? (*'-'*) か-かわいい~]

[He can't seem to speak. Oh, he's got a nosebleed. I think you broke him.]

(( ooc: It was meant as a compliment ;D ))

[pirate_maid]

[Before the blood dripped on his clothes and the floor, she took out her lacy handkerchief and gently wiped his nose.]

Oh dear, are you ill? [He was even cuter up close. Alice touched his forehead to check his temperature.]

[He's fine. Tsk. No matter...]

We better get you to bed.

(( ooc: That's how I took it~ ;3 ))

[leroseoverpansy]

Qu'est-ce que c'est?

Bonjour, mademoiselle, we meet again. [Francis failed the last time he tried to ask this lady out for a date.]

Fufufu... [He looks her up and down, like a wolf surveying Red and her little basket.] May I say... That outfit, though adorable on a lovely lady such as yourself, can be improved... by, say, shortening the skirt. ♥

[pirate_maid]

My skirt is fine the way it is! [Pride forced her to keep her hands from covering her mouth, but if the twins hear that she was disrespectful - though she doubted if they comprehend the concept - she will fail this term again.]

This is... how it should be. [It was also to prevent people from seeing her underwear.]

I am still following the rules.

[leroseoverpansy]

Quoi? Rule, you say? [Francis isn't actually paying attention, choosing instead to move behind her, using fashion as an excuse to ogle her adorable behind.]

[He caresses the apron's ribbon and boldly slides his hands down along her ass.]

[pirate_maid]

[Bloody hell was this?! The blooming tosser was touching her.]

[But the frog knew what he was doing. His hands feel good.] No, no, no. [She slapped his arm and moved away.]

You are too forward, Sir. I know the type of maid you want, and she's not me.

(( ooc: Oh S you do it so well~ ♥ ))

[diosorogloria]

[Staring, because. He never expected to see this outside of his fantasies that Maid Cafe he frequented]

...Kitty?

[pirate_maid]

[Dear lord, the bloke was handsome. Alice believed this school was filled with only handsome men. First, her charge, Alfred. If he wasn't as loud and women ignored that mouth of his, they would be throwing themselves at his feet. The Japanese boy, the charming Frenchman, and now this. She'd invite them all into her personal (reverse) harem, or her gang. BUT, it was all to remain in her dream. Curse Julius for the rules!]

[She allowed him stare, but walked on, and quietly wished him luck finding his cat.]

[diosorogloria]

[Blinks at the utter lack of a violent reaction. Strange. Is "she" ill? Is he dreaming? Did he take too long a siesta today?]

[Curious, he follows "her"]

What's this? [He smiles. It matches his tone, which is a touch teasing with a side of flirtatious] You're letting me call you that out in public now with no protest?

[He has still to figure out that this isn't his Kitty, obviously]

[pirate_maid]

[There was no one else in the hall.]

[Alice sighed and half-turned towards him.]

Sorry?

[What was he saying?]

Pirate Maid, meet Pirate Gent! *w*)d

[pirate_gent]

[This has got to be a nightmare! It must be overworking, it must be! He can't be seeing his 'other' self here.]

[Oh! It must be that Arthuria!]

Bee stings, so yer've found yer callin'.

Why hello there handsome~ ;3

[pirate_maid]

[My, what nerve from a total stranger!]

You're referring to my breasts, g-Sir?

[It was a good thing that smirk was attractive. At the very least, this bloke could pull women, but what horrid English.]

Hey love~ <3 (XD)

[pirate_gent]

Yer awright? [Raises a brow, confused by her reaction]

Failed in love per'aps, or wotever yer birds busy yer 'ands wiv.

*kiss* <3

[pirate_maid]

I'm perfectly... [She paused and set a hand to her temple.] No, I'm not all right at all.

My Master and Mistress are missing. They're a handful... And I'll have to clean up their mess. [She sighed and took her glasses off for a wipe.]

[austentate]

The girl over there! [Roderich comes up to Alice, adjusting his (decorative) glasses to better inspect her.]

[Assumes she's here to clean.] Your timing couldn't be better. Come this way. [Crosses his arms and starts walking down the hall.]

[pirate_maid]

[Alice believed he has spotted Alfred and Emily, and followed him. He seemed calm, which put her at ease. Certainly they haven't damaged any of this young master's property.]

[Worst case would be that they've told him to seek her for compensation.]

[austentate]

[He leads the maid to the outside of a dorm room, the walls of which have been terribly graffitied and the floor littered with garbage.]

What do you see here?

[pirate_maid]

Ohff! [She covered her nose and mouth with both hands.]

The aftermath of a gathering of artists?

[Dear lord, please don't let him say that I have to clean this all up!]