Comments | gakuenaph_dr: We have nothing witty to say... ^

leroseoverpansy in gakuenaph_dr

We have nothing witty to say... ^_~

Apr 05, 2011 08:09

Who: Francis Bonnefoy
What: Sitting in a booth
Where: School's main gate
When: Before classes
Why: Offering his services

( FREE ROMANCE )

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yeahiamawesome April 5 2011, 01:50:12 UTC

[Throws a rock and puts a hole in the 'O' in 'ROMANCE'.]

Ja! On the first try! Kesese~!

leroseoverpansy April 5 2011, 14:28:19 UTC

Gilbert, you've ruined my sign. [He places an arm around him and thrusts a card into his hand.]

[CARD SAYS: [ ] SINGLE, AND WILL BOOK A DATE [ ] IN A RELATIONSHIP, BUT WOULD LIKE TO EXPERIENCE THE ROMANCE]

So please, check which one are you.

yeahiamawesome April 5 2011, 15:06:18 UTC

I know! [Very proud of it.]

The hell's this? [Skims through the card and rips it in pieces before tossing it in the air.]

That's "Totally happy without you" if you didn't get it.

leroseoverpansy April 5 2011, 15:22:11 UTC

[He must be alone every night.] Quelle horreur.

Mon cher, you've never experienced the romance that I offer.

[Francis remains close to Gilbert, and his hand wander down his back.] Big brother will bring l'amour into your life...

Just say the word...

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si_espana April 5 2011, 03:03:07 UTC

[Sees Francis surrounded by his admirers, but takes the time to greet him anyway. He stands a bit aways from the crowd (they might grab him too, after all) and waves a hand over his head]

Francis~!

leroseoverpansy April 5 2011, 14:29:44 UTC

Antonio! Salut! [Francis stands up to greet his friend but is immediately dragged back in the booth by the ladies. He chuckles.] May I introduce, to you all, my close friend Antonio. He's currently monogamous.

But don't worry, ladies. You need only call me, and I'll be there for you. ♥

si_espana April 5 2011, 14:32:58 UTC

[Smiles and waves at the girls, not noticing how some of them fawn over him]

I was just passing by. What's all this for? [Gestures to the booth and the sign and of course the girls]

leroseoverpansy April 5 2011, 14:59:00 UTC

[Bouh! Gone are the days they could both enjoy the company of these lovely ladies, but his friend seems quite content.]

This, mon ami, is a way for big brother to share l'amour.

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pirate_gent April 5 2011, 03:28:42 UTC

Yer've lost yer marbles, 'aven't yer, frog? [Arthur's standing a couple of meters away from the booth, hoping that much distance would be safe enough for him to avoid getting cooties Francis' disease.]

Before this, yer should be tested. [He doesn't believe for one second that this 'romance' Francis is giving away's just a date. Probably includes a potentially life changing tumble.]

leroseoverpansy April 5 2011, 14:44:19 UTC

[What's this? Poshy rosbif is being a different kind of punk than usual. Francis likes.] Au Contraire, my marbles are sitting comfortably in their proper place.

[Winks at him.] Thank you for your concern. Now...why don't you take my offer and sit with me, hmm~?

pirate_gent April 5 2011, 15:37:41 UTC

[Give him a chance and he'll crush those marbles with his foot.]

[Makes a disgusted face] Absolutely not. I 'ave no need of yer company, and the stench 'ere's unbearable.

leroseoverpansy April 6 2011, 12:36:05 UTC

[His marbles aren't so easy to hit but Arthur's welcome to come up nice and close to try~<3]

Oh I cannot believe any of that. [Fans the air to himself as if he's breathing in the aroma of fine dining.] It is the fragrance of perfume these lovely ladies have brought with them.

[Taking off his shirt as he comes closer.] Help yourself to my natural scent.

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