The Bathroom Story
Title: The Bathroom Story, the prequel
Pairing: Minho
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Yunho has feelings for Changmin so he lets it out like a first grader would.
Previous: Wait for You
The Minho Fiction
Bold means the ‘devil’ or pervy side of Yunho
Italics means the ‘angel’ or innocent side of Yunho
//___// means the actions of the two voices
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Today, my dear readers, is the day for the other story.
As for the story, here it goes:
"Changmin ah!!! Get your lazy butt over here and help me with the luggage!!!"
"NO! It's all your stuff anyway!"
"Exactly, so c'mere and help before I throw you to the fans!"
"FINE!" Changmin screams at me.
He bends over to pick up one of my duffel bags, and damn! His ass...
Admit it.
No! He's your dongsaeng!
He's goddamn fucking hot and you wanna bang him.
GASP! HOW COULD YOU SAY SUCH A THING!?
What? He's a grown man now.
B-BUT STILL! HE'S YOUR DONG-
I know. But it doesn't change the fact that he's fucking hot!
"HYUNG!"
"Huh? What?"
"I've been asking for the last 5 minutes where to put your bags!!!"
I guess my thoughts have been...wandering off. Great. How am I supposed to face him now!?
"Put it in my room, exactly 30 centimeters* away from the bed."
"WHAT!? THAT’S CRAZY!!!!"
"Now. Before you regret it."
"Fine!" Then he stomps off. Aww, he's so cute when he's angry. And damn, can he make an exit. Especially with that-
NOOO!!!! No more impurities!
Why the hell not?
Why are you telling him to do such ridiculous and meaningless tasks!?
Because I get to see his ass every time he makes a great exit?
Tch. It’s only a great exit because you see his ass every time he walks away.
HELL YEAH!
I walk into the room to catch Changmin leaving. I sigh. If only he knew how I felt and if he would feel the same way, and then we would all be happy and then- okay, I have got to stop rambling. Hmm...I’ve got another idea!
"YAH! SHIM CHANGMIN! GET BACK HERE!!! YOU CALL THIS 30 CENTIMETERS!?"
---
"Changmin, get me some soda."
"Get it yourself. You have legs."
"Do I have to resort to blackmail?"
"You're the leader, not to mention, my hyung."
"Exactly, so get me some soda."
"FINE!"
Changmin gets up from the couch, where we were watching a show, and walks into the kitchen. Then I hear the clinking of glass and I hear the whirring coming from the fridge.
"Don't put in any ice!"
"Too late!"
"Then take them out with a spoon."
"Too late, I took them out with my hands."
"Then dump it out and wash out the cup and pour in the soda without ice."
"You're the one who asked for the soda, so don't get all naggy on me."
"Hey! I'm your hyung!"
"Yeah, yeah. They don't say 'the older you get, the naggier you get' for nothing."
He walks over to me, with a scowl on his face and forcefully shoves the soda into my face.
"Just give me the soda."
"Here, and be grateful I didn't poison it."
"If you did I woulda-"
Banged him by now? Kissed him until he wa-
ENOUGH! I HAVE HAD ENOUGH WITH YOUR SEXUAL INNUENDO ORDERS AND-
Then just leave.
FINE!
.....
.....
Ha, can't leave now can you?
I plead the fifth.
I turn my attention back to the show, but my mind seems to keep on going back to Changmin. I mean, I know I've felt this way about him for a long time, it’s just that now, I don't think I can repress these feelings anymore. So, I have to let them out somehow, right?
----
After the show was over, I went into my room to think up more ideas to torture Changmin, but Jaejoong was already in there, apparently waiting for me.
“What are you doing to Changmin?”
I feign innocence. “What do you mean? I’ve been telling him what to do, you know, since we’re older. Might as well take advantage of it, right?”
“Are you stupid!?”
“What?”
“You’re driving him insane! Not just him, but everyone else! Think of-”
“Speak for yourself, hyung. I find it quite amusing.”
Great, Junsu has joined the conference of ‘Yunho’s Plans of Torture’ and not to mention my room. Is my room the Grand Central Station or something!? And what’s with all these ‘!?’!?
“So why exactly are you torturing Changmin?”
“Are all of you guys blind?”
“CHUNNIE! You scared me,” Junsu says as he pouts.
“Sorry. But it’s so obvious that it’s sickening. Yunho hyung is acting like a first grader with a crush!” Yoochun explains with a snooty, know-it-all voice while he fixes the glasses on the bridge of his nose. It was rather shocking that he didn’t have a chalkboard and a pointer with him. I shudder. He reminds me of this ugly old hag who was my teacher in middle school.
I just noticed something… Junsu is looking at Chunnie the way I usually look at Changmin when no one’s looking…A look filled with love. When did I become a sap!?
“WHOA- WAIT, YOU LIKE CH-SKFHDKJD!!!”
“SHHHHH!!!!”
Then, as if it weren‘t already weird enough and loud enough, Changmin had to open the door, “Um, Hyung deul? Why is everyone in this room? Isn’t it cramped?”
----
Rest of the day was filled with little nudges (more like elbowing…I swear I now have at least five bruises) and whisperings to tell him. Like hell! As if that’ll happen anytime soon.
“Choikang Changmin! Get back in here!”
“Choikang?” he responds while raising an eyebrow, “What happened to ‘Shim’?”
“Eh, if I’m going to call you for something, might as well have some variation.”
“What do you need now?”
“Feed me.”
“….what?”
“Feed me.”
“Do I have- never mind. Where’s the spoon?”
“Given up, eh?”
“Yeah.”
“Hm…”
I like the compliance he just showed. Yummy!
//sighs//
What? There can be quite bit of fun if he complies when we-
I think everyone has had enough of your perverted comments.
So, you’ve given up as well?
…sort of.
Aw, that’s no fun!
Seriously, instead of hearing all of these stupid comments, why not just confess?
Because then, it’s no fun!
You’re scared aren’t you? //evil grin//
NO! And the ‘good angel’ shouldn’t be grinning evilly.
You are! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! FINALLY!!!
….
AHAHAHHAHAHAHA
You’re having a bit too much fun there, angel mate.
----
When I was brushing my teeth, Changmin came in, and I started choking on the toothpaste and my spit. I wasn’t expecting him to come in here! He was standing behind me, either looking at the floor or my ass. I prefer the latter. I kept on staring at him thanks to the mirror and I couldn’t take it anymore. I’ve felt this way ever since we debuted!
“Chwargmwee, ai weerrly weerly wokei yooooo.”
“What? What did you say, hyung?”
“Ai wglove yooooo.”
Changmin takes out the toothbrush that was in my mouth (that was pretty smart -.-) and gestures that I should spit out the toothpaste and rinse first. I do so and turn back around to face him.
“I love you.”
“FINALLY!”
“Wha-”
Next thing I know, Changmin is kissing me and I gladly kiss back.
----Out in the hallway
“Aw! That’s so sweet! But why are they confessing in the bathroom, I wonder… I hope Chunnie and I can be like that someday!” Junsu whispers to himself while spying on the two members.
“Junsu, what’re you doing?” Jaejoong says as tries to see what Junsu was seeing.
He giggles as he skips off, “Nothing! I think the bathroom will be occupato* for a while.”
Jaejoong just shakes his head and goes to take a nap.
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*I have no idea if this is really a saying, so let’s just say it is for the sake of the story, neh?
*30 cm=11.8 in
*Italian for occupied
A/N :: So, how was it? I don't think it was very good -.-
Pairing: Minho
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Yunho has feelings for Changmin so he lets it out like a first grader would.
Previous: Wait for You
The Minho Fiction
Bold means the ‘devil’ or pervy side of Yunho
Italics means the ‘angel’ or innocent side of Yunho
//___// means the actions of the two voices
===========
Today, my dear readers, is the day for the other story.
As for the story, here it goes:
"Changmin ah!!! Get your lazy butt over here and help me with the luggage!!!"
"NO! It's all your stuff anyway!"
"Exactly, so c'mere and help before I throw you to the fans!"
"FINE!" Changmin screams at me.
He bends over to pick up one of my duffel bags, and damn! His ass...
Admit it.
No! He's your dongsaeng!
He's goddamn fucking hot and you wanna bang him.
GASP! HOW COULD YOU SAY SUCH A THING!?
What? He's a grown man now.
B-BUT STILL! HE'S YOUR DONG-
I know. But it doesn't change the fact that he's fucking hot!
"HYUNG!"
"Huh? What?"
"I've been asking for the last 5 minutes where to put your bags!!!"
I guess my thoughts have been...wandering off. Great. How am I supposed to face him now!?
"Put it in my room, exactly 30 centimeters* away from the bed."
"WHAT!? THAT’S CRAZY!!!!"
"Now. Before you regret it."
"Fine!" Then he stomps off. Aww, he's so cute when he's angry. And damn, can he make an exit. Especially with that-
NOOO!!!! No more impurities!
Why the hell not?
Why are you telling him to do such ridiculous and meaningless tasks!?
Because I get to see his ass every time he makes a great exit?
Tch. It’s only a great exit because you see his ass every time he walks away.
HELL YEAH!
I walk into the room to catch Changmin leaving. I sigh. If only he knew how I felt and if he would feel the same way, and then we would all be happy and then- okay, I have got to stop rambling. Hmm...I’ve got another idea!
"YAH! SHIM CHANGMIN! GET BACK HERE!!! YOU CALL THIS 30 CENTIMETERS!?"
---
"Changmin, get me some soda."
"Get it yourself. You have legs."
"Do I have to resort to blackmail?"
"You're the leader, not to mention, my hyung."
"Exactly, so get me some soda."
"FINE!"
Changmin gets up from the couch, where we were watching a show, and walks into the kitchen. Then I hear the clinking of glass and I hear the whirring coming from the fridge.
"Don't put in any ice!"
"Too late!"
"Then take them out with a spoon."
"Too late, I took them out with my hands."
"Then dump it out and wash out the cup and pour in the soda without ice."
"You're the one who asked for the soda, so don't get all naggy on me."
"Hey! I'm your hyung!"
"Yeah, yeah. They don't say 'the older you get, the naggier you get' for nothing."
He walks over to me, with a scowl on his face and forcefully shoves the soda into my face.
"Just give me the soda."
"Here, and be grateful I didn't poison it."
"If you did I woulda-"
Banged him by now? Kissed him until he wa-
ENOUGH! I HAVE HAD ENOUGH WITH YOUR SEXUAL INNUENDO ORDERS AND-
Then just leave.
FINE!
.....
.....
Ha, can't leave now can you?
I plead the fifth.
I turn my attention back to the show, but my mind seems to keep on going back to Changmin. I mean, I know I've felt this way about him for a long time, it’s just that now, I don't think I can repress these feelings anymore. So, I have to let them out somehow, right?
----
After the show was over, I went into my room to think up more ideas to torture Changmin, but Jaejoong was already in there, apparently waiting for me.
“What are you doing to Changmin?”
I feign innocence. “What do you mean? I’ve been telling him what to do, you know, since we’re older. Might as well take advantage of it, right?”
“Are you stupid!?”
“What?”
“You’re driving him insane! Not just him, but everyone else! Think of-”
“Speak for yourself, hyung. I find it quite amusing.”
Great, Junsu has joined the conference of ‘Yunho’s Plans of Torture’ and not to mention my room. Is my room the Grand Central Station or something!? And what’s with all these ‘!?’!?
“So why exactly are you torturing Changmin?”
“Are all of you guys blind?”
“CHUNNIE! You scared me,” Junsu says as he pouts.
“Sorry. But it’s so obvious that it’s sickening. Yunho hyung is acting like a first grader with a crush!” Yoochun explains with a snooty, know-it-all voice while he fixes the glasses on the bridge of his nose. It was rather shocking that he didn’t have a chalkboard and a pointer with him. I shudder. He reminds me of this ugly old hag who was my teacher in middle school.
I just noticed something… Junsu is looking at Chunnie the way I usually look at Changmin when no one’s looking…A look filled with love. When did I become a sap!?
“WHOA- WAIT, YOU LIKE CH-SKFHDKJD!!!”
“SHHHHH!!!!”
Then, as if it weren‘t already weird enough and loud enough, Changmin had to open the door, “Um, Hyung deul? Why is everyone in this room? Isn’t it cramped?”
----
Rest of the day was filled with little nudges (more like elbowing…I swear I now have at least five bruises) and whisperings to tell him. Like hell! As if that’ll happen anytime soon.
“Choikang Changmin! Get back in here!”
“Choikang?” he responds while raising an eyebrow, “What happened to ‘Shim’?”
“Eh, if I’m going to call you for something, might as well have some variation.”
“What do you need now?”
“Feed me.”
“….what?”
“Feed me.”
“Do I have- never mind. Where’s the spoon?”
“Given up, eh?”
“Yeah.”
“Hm…”
I like the compliance he just showed. Yummy!
//sighs//
What? There can be quite bit of fun if he complies when we-
I think everyone has had enough of your perverted comments.
So, you’ve given up as well?
…sort of.
Aw, that’s no fun!
Seriously, instead of hearing all of these stupid comments, why not just confess?
Because then, it’s no fun!
You’re scared aren’t you? //evil grin//
NO! And the ‘good angel’ shouldn’t be grinning evilly.
You are! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! FINALLY!!!
….
AHAHAHHAHAHAHA
You’re having a bit too much fun there, angel mate.
----
When I was brushing my teeth, Changmin came in, and I started choking on the toothpaste and my spit. I wasn’t expecting him to come in here! He was standing behind me, either looking at the floor or my ass. I prefer the latter. I kept on staring at him thanks to the mirror and I couldn’t take it anymore. I’ve felt this way ever since we debuted!
“Chwargmwee, ai weerrly weerly wokei yooooo.”
“What? What did you say, hyung?”
“Ai wglove yooooo.”
Changmin takes out the toothbrush that was in my mouth (that was pretty smart -.-) and gestures that I should spit out the toothpaste and rinse first. I do so and turn back around to face him.
“I love you.”
“FINALLY!”
“Wha-”
Next thing I know, Changmin is kissing me and I gladly kiss back.
----Out in the hallway
“Aw! That’s so sweet! But why are they confessing in the bathroom, I wonder… I hope Chunnie and I can be like that someday!” Junsu whispers to himself while spying on the two members.
“Junsu, what’re you doing?” Jaejoong says as tries to see what Junsu was seeing.
He giggles as he skips off, “Nothing! I think the bathroom will be occupato* for a while.”
Jaejoong just shakes his head and goes to take a nap.
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*I have no idea if this is really a saying, so let’s just say it is for the sake of the story, neh?
*30 cm=11.8 in
*Italian for occupied
A/N :: So, how was it? I don't think it was very good -.-