Title: Bad Days
Part: 1/4
Pairings: MinChun and Jaeho
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Yoochun works at a coffee shop with his friend, Jaejoong. Yoochun isn't the most friendliest person you'll meet, but, a (really, really hot) customer falls for him, chaos ensues. Sort of.
--Monday
I fell off my bed when I woke up.
I burnt my tongue when I was drinking my coffee.
I couldn't find my other pair of my sock.
I slammed the door onto my finger.
I was late for work.
I was lectured by my boss.
I had to endure masses of bodies trying to squeeze their way through, trying to order their coffee first.
Not to mention it was a morning. Like 7:00 am morning, when normal people could, would, and should be sleeping.
In a nutshell, a really really bad day so far. I hate that stupid song 'Bad Day' because it describes my day perfectly. But no way in hell am I going to 'sing a sad song just to turn it around'. After the morning rush hour, I just sit there, trying not to fall asleep while this strange, happy, cheerful, and one of those (excuse me while I shudder) morning people keeps on bothering me.
"-then he goes in, right? Then BAM! the-... hey! Yoochun! Chunnie!!!! YOOCHUN! Are you even listening to me!?"
I didn't even bother dignifying him with a response.
"Chunniieee!!!! I have to tell you this! This is very very important," he says, nodding his head solemnly.
I wave it off, literally and figuratively, "Yeah, yeah, Jaejoong. Let me sleep, will ya."
After that, he stays quiet. This is pretty much how it is everyday. Except for the:
- falling off of my bed
- burning my tongue
- not being able to find my other sock (the others were in the wash)
- slamming the door on my finger
- having the frickin morning shift
Can my day... scratch that. My day will get worse if I say it, think it, or.... something.
All too soon, I feel someone poking me, "Psst! Yoochun! Psst! There's a really hot guy here! He's totally your type!"
Still groggy from lack of sleep, I manage to crack an eye open, muttering why I had to be cursed with a friend/co-worker who has a boyfriend and must bother me to get one. Damn. Holy... I think I just died.
He has black hair, I could tell that he just got it cut (who gets a hair cut this early!? It's only... 8:42!) wearing tight black pants, a black leather jacket, a black shirt, and adorning a necklace . Who wears something like that this early!? But I'm not complaining, this is the best thing that has happened to me today. Hell, maybe even the last year, ever since I broke up with... cough, him.
"Uh, welcome, may I take your order?"
He just stares at me as though he can see right through my clothes, which I don't particularly mind as long as I can imagine him naked.
"Sir?"
The guy looks up at the menu, "What would you recommend?"
I cannot believe this. This guy's voice makes me want to.... gulp... swoon. Like a stupid girl. (A/N: No offense!!!!)
"The latte seems pretty good, but I'm pretty biased. I prefer coffee with lots of cream and sugar."
"Then I'll take coffee. Black."
"Coming right up."
While I'm preparing the coffee, Jaejoong grins at me like one of that world wide famous, annoying unless you're the one doing it, I-told-you-so smiles. After I pour the drink, I try not to spill anything or worse, trip and make a total fool of myself in front of this very hot, sexy, I mean... the customer.
"Here you go! One black coffee."
I am so proud of myself! Not one drop spilt.
He takes a sip and just stands there, as though he's expecting something from me. Whatever it is, he's most likely taken. Great, another thing to add to my list. I'm gonna go sleep now. If I have to pretend like a happy employee another second longer, I think I'm going to gag.
---Tuesday
I had a nightmare in which I was in a car accident.
I was late for work and I had the afternoon shift.
I barely ate all day.
I spilt food and drinks on myself thanks to Jaejoong, like ten times already.
I was forced to change into outfits that Jaejoong wanted me to wear.
I had to endure all the yuckiness a sweet couple does.
I was working and that same hot guy came in.
Thanks to him, I am now almost deaf and I shall sue him then, charge him for the hearing aids I now require.
Once again, bad day and all these annoying squealing girls aren't helping much either. Just because of that guy... Even though he's hot, I'd rather have him out of here if it takes all these annoying, no lives, little-
"Chun ah! Go talk to him!"
I pretend to be stupid (key word: pretend), "Who, hyung?"
He gives me another one of those annoying oh-really looks, "You know who."
"Have you seen those girls? They're like guard dogs, ready to tear your limbs apart if you go anywhere near him."
Jaejoong ponders the thought while I am going to find something to amuse myself with. Maybe I'll play with the espresso machine. Or the flavor, who knows what abominable flavor I'll come up with and then force Jae to drink it! Yeah! Maybe some caramel, green tea, tangerine and the-
"Excuse me, but I want more coffee."
Oh great. It's him.
I comply and get him some more coffee. I turn to leave but then he just had to call me back.
"Do something about the girls. They're unpleasant."
I bite back my tongue. As hot as he is, he's goddamn annoying.
"I'm sorry, sir, but I cannot do anything about that."
“And why not,” he looks at my pin, “Yoochun sshi?”
Oh god.
I really REALLY want this guy to leave.
----------TBC
A/N:: it has been so long since I posted!!!! Its just... nothing came at me like BAM! instant inspiration! Some were like 'here's something'! But i didn't really like it so I never finished them XD I hope you guys like this one. Somehow, I was like, cafe, morning people, Yoochun... that first picture I saw of Changmin w/ his haircut!
Also, I should be working on my report which is due Monday -.-