Lateral cleansing

[galahadwarhorse]

In Ye Olde Argos today, I was looking on their store-searchy-thing for a toilet-roll holder. There were none in stock, but I was exhorted to press enter to see an alternative which might be useful.

It offered me a hosepipe. Of the garden variety.

I declined.

Comments

[xaritomene]

I just - what? I. I think my brain broke trying to figure out the ways in which a hosepipe might be a useful alternative to a toilet roll holder.

[solanyxe]

???

LOL

Smart comment, I has none.

[devon99]

You declined? Just think, you could have threaded 100's of toilet rolls on the hosepipe and looped it all around the bathroom.

[galahadwarhorse]

Rats, I never thought of that. I must hire you as my interior designer :p

[miranda_skye]

It amuses me far too much that we were both looking for a toilet-roll holder today - though I didn't get offered a hosepipe :p

[galahadwarhorse]

It's amazing the number of situations where I think "They saw me coming".

My reputation apparently proceeds me :p

[fluffmitten]

Lol, I bet the entire catologue has been linked thematically just to weird us out :p