Passions Rampant, Invasions Impending

[galaxygab]

In this issue:
Delenn of Troy
G'Kar Strikes Back
Morden Repentant
Bester In Love
And much, much more!

From our correspondent Giselle Burton, with additional reporting by Den Randall

BREAKING NEWS: Coup D'État on Babylon 5
Sheridan's Fate a MysteryFollowing recent revelations about his past, renegade Earth Force Captain John Sheridan

Comments

[kernezelda]

*falls over laughing with glee*

This magazine should receive the Anti-Pulitzer.

[inbigtrouble]

*bows*

Merci, Madame.

oh, and also:

[inbigtrouble]

I just sicced The One Ring on Scorpius. I kid you not. His alternate identity, Anella, has offered to work for Galaxy Gab, the editor accepted, and assigned her/it to investigate what became of the reporter and get an exclusive interview from Scorpius while she was at it. Look up the other letters to this edition.*g*

Re: oh, and also:

[kernezelda]

*blinks, reads, blinks again* Goodness. Well, Scorpius has been known to wear the odd bracelet now and then.

[g_shadowslayer]

You went there. I can't believe you went there. Someone has to suffer...

Lots.

Argh!!

Excellent job, BTW!

[rogersmith_bigo]

Anyone going by Roger's room is greeted by the sound of paper being ripped into its component atoms...

(ooc - Love it. You are evil. We like this.)

[galaxygab]

ooc: We aim to please. Thank you.*g*

[inbigtrouble]

There is no limit to our evil.*g*

OOC

[natoth]

Heavy sigh
Well, it began! Again. And again.
Holy G'Lan!!!!

Re: OOC

[galaxygab]

You were saying? *g*

Re: OOC absolutely!

[natoth]

a-a-aa-a--a-a--a--aa--a--aH!!!!!!
with plaintive cries she tries to be dug in asphalt...
Why I so andered the universe?

Letter to the Staffing Director of Galaxy Gab

[our_spring_ice]

Dearest galaxygab,

Is there any chance your esteemed newspaper would be interested hiring an ancient Ring of evil a fearless and wicked slanderer? My skillset includes an impressive ability to persuade people into doing what I want, the ability to wander unnoticed and spy on others, as well as a great talent for twisting the most innocent of words and actions into something utterly perverted.

If you'd like to see a sample of my work, please refer to The Complete Biography of Draco Malfoy and its sequel: The Malfoy Trilogy: Part II - Love, Lust and Betrayal. I also happen to have some information on Morden and his Shadows that would prove simply sensational once printed.

Please let me know about your decision. It would be far too much fun an honour to work for your organization.

Sincerely,

The One Ring Anella.

reply from Willy Dernam, Chief Editor/Galaxy Gab

[galaxygab]

Dear Ms Anella,

after reviewing your sambles, which indeed you your talent for juicy slander fearless and dedicated investigation, we're pleased to inform you there is indeed a place for you among our journalistic staff.

Union rules oblige me, though, to point out to you we are not liable for any physical harm you suffer in the course of your investigations; however, should such an event take place, be assured we will sue the guilty parties on your behalf and report in full detain on the outrageous crime.

When can you start your work? A evil entity person of your skill should not remain unemployed a moment longer than one can help it.

Yours sincerely,

Willy Dernam
Galaxy Gab

Reply via Black Hole Mail from Anella

[our_spring_ice]

Dear Mr. Dernam,

Thank you for your prompt reply! Your organization need not worry about any physical injury suffered on my part. I can only be harmed within the fires of Mt. DoomI can take very good care of myself. Of course, that should not stop you from filing frivolous lawsuits on my behalf either way.

I can start work as soon as you'd like me to do so. Is there a specific assignment you have in mind?

Sincerely,

Anella

letter via galactic communication network

[galaxygab]

Dear Ms Anella,

excellent! Yes, I do have an assigment in mind. We would very much like to find out what became of our reporter Den Randall. (If he's dead in the cause of journalistic freedom, it would make a stirring story as well.) Even more importantly, we'd like the scoop on this _scorpius, since it seems he is about to become a major player in the multiverse.

As we pride ourself of being able to deliver the dirt goods when our competitors still aren't aware of even the hint of scandal or mayhem, such an assigment would serve very well as your first task for your magazine.

Yours expectantly,

Willy Dernam
Galaxy Gab

OOC -

[legate_damar]

This rocks!!! So wicked but so good! Keep it up!! :)

Re: OOC -

[inbigtrouble]

We'll do our humble best.*g*