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[galaxygab]

INTERSPECIES AFFAIRS: Romance and Politics a Deadly Mix?

In this issue:

B5's Security Chief Has Hidden Identity
Love Child of the Shadows?
Centauri Ambassadorial Aide Involved in Plot Against Mollari
Londo and G'Kar's Secret Honeymoon
The Cardassians: A Galaxy Gab Profile of Babylon 5's Newest Alien Residents
...and much more!

BREAKING NEWS:

Comments

OOC

[slytherinsilver]

Oh my god, I cannot stop laughing and I have tears falling down my face!!!!! *dies repeatedly*

*adds to memories*

[mr_morden]

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! A PREPOSTEROUS OUTRAGE WITH NO BARING ON TRUTH WHATSOEVER! THAT-THAT-THAT CHILD IS NOT MY BIOLOGICAL SON! I NEVER HAD A LIASON, ILLICIT OR OTHERWISE, WITH THAT WOMAN!

>:0

[galaxygab]

*files this under "Denials Clintonienses", then files nails*

[mr_morden]

*places many calls all over the galaxy and through time and space.*

[bugsndaffy]

*there's a strange sound behind her. Seems to be coming from the wall. Nothing there, though. Strange, she could have sworn someone was watching her for a moment...*

[_sheridan]

This is slander! You'll be hearing from my laywers!

[galaxygab]

*unimpressed*

Those wouldn't be the lawyers still busy explaining to President Clark why you supported the assault of an Earth citizen by Aliens, would they?

[_sheridan]

*crafty*

No, they would not and I have no idea what you're talking about.

[ki2k]

I am shocked and appalled.

The very least you could have done was interview me.

[OOC - BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! My goodness this is fabulous!!]

[slytherinsilver]

YOU'RE shocked and appalled?

I AM ENRAGED!

*to the press*

Listen, O breaker of the commandments, for you will be cast onto a steaming dung-heap! I pray you shalt be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons! You will become as popular as a boil on the king's backside!

[galaxygab]

*make to praise magazine founder Rita Skeeter's insightfulness in arranging for a lasting protection charm for brave journalists in the next issue*

*also makes note on young Malfoy being obviously in the last stages of delirium*

[slytherinsilver]

*appoplectic*

JUST YOU WAIT UNTIL FATHER HEARS ABOUT THIS, YOU-YOU-YOU!!!!!

[As Zack Allen]

[g_shadowslayer]

“Yeah, he's always hated telepaths,” Mr. Allen, visibly suffering under the undeserved demotion from office the impostor caused, said when this reporter finally managed to track him down.

Hey! Don't try to make me look like the bad guy, you-- you-- !

We talked it over and decided we'd share the job as Chief until things got figured out! I don't mind workin' with him -- I wouldn't even have this job if it wasn't for him!

Jeeze -- you reporters! Tryin' to make it look like this was all my fault! I didn't even know that was why he wasn't well -- I thought he'd been--

Hey! Put that fraggin' recorder away! This isn't an interview!