Don't ask...darkasylumDecember 16 2004, 18:52:11 UTC
Once upon a time I had too much eggnog and I vomited on Chris Kringles boots which then he beat me down with his bag of gifts. Then I had to go on an epic journey to the North Pole were I had to fight hordes of Christmas elves. Then Mike Tyson came and I was like Whoa... then he attacked the elves and bit off all their limbs thus rendering them harmless. Then we encountered the dangerous cannibal Tony Robbins which then he said "I want a piece of you Mike Tyson" So thus started another epic battle of the cannibals. During the confusion I decided to slip and leave Mike knowing that he could handle his own, so then I started off to Chris Kringles lair to get revenge. Then I encountered Rudolf and his band of gay rain deer, behind them was more elves. But then suddenly Mr. showed and said "I pity the fool who doesn't come with proper back-up" which Mr. moves as fast as wind and shoves one of the elves down the throat of one of the rain deer. Though seeing how that Rain deer are no strangers to human or elven flesh the attack didn't
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Too bad, cuz I'm gonna...sultanitmDecember 16 2004, 22:20:24 UTC
WHAT THE FUCK??!?!? Who the? How the? Who the fucked fucked this fucking...how did you fucking, fuck this fucking... FUCK! GAH! HOW DOES KILLING SANTA, HIS ELVES AND THE REINDEER SAVE CHRISTMAS?!?!
Re: Don't ask...rasspudinDecember 16 2004, 23:50:38 UTC
Once upon a time Pez read a story that was filled with so many spelling and gramatical errors that it made him weep for the world. So Pez decided to go on an epic quest to help the children of the world read and write better. Pez couldn't decide where to start, since most of Canada and the democratic states know already, Europe cant be helped because Pez doesn't speak British, Asia doesn't actually read or write, they just draw pretty pictures, Russia is to drunk to know the difference between a book and a stapler (often to disastrous effect), Australia is too busy catching crocodiles, and South America doesn't have clean water, and we all know how much Pez loves his water. And so Pez decided to content himself by having his horde of minions attack the ignorant rusky that had brought him into this predicament in the first place. And thats how Alex came to be ass raped by an army of freshmen led by Nick, or as Pez affectionately calls him, Taternuts. And THAT is how Pez saved Christmas. And remember kids, they didn't call him
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It could be worse. I could have told everyone about how I got that message from him last weekend on my cell where he said, "It's friday night. I'm at a rave again. Picking up transvestites on my harley davidson." Because that would just be weird if I told people about that.
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Who the? How the?
Who the fucked fucked this fucking...how did you fucking, fuck this fucking... FUCK!
GAH!
HOW DOES KILLING SANTA, HIS ELVES AND THE REINDEER SAVE CHRISTMAS?!?!
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first christmas gets saved by killing santa........
and then christmas gets saved by pez having freshmen ass rape alex..........
what is the world coming to............?
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I have problems...
Pez you have made my ass kicking list so forget about that xbox live starter kit, your just getting an ass kicking now.
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