Government by the Idiots

In 1985, the National Institute of Neurological and Communicative Disorders invested $160,000 of the taxpayers' money on a study to find out whether you could jinx a rival by drawing an X on his chest. For some reason, the government scientists didn't follow up with XX and XXX jinx studies

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ok, so i leave for greece in two days.

And I know that you will all miss me oh-so-very-much

Therefore, if you would like to leave me a message that i can get while i'm there, this is what you need to do.

Dial 1-800-706-1333

then push * and than 2

and then you need my account number which is

2028451542

and then press #and then ( Read more... )