For your viewing pleasure I present a picture I took when i was obviously not in a particularly sane state of mind.


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I almost forgot, if anyone has any idea what the fuck the eating a cookie might mean as a sexual euphemism, feel free to leave a comment.

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Thought for the Day:
What kind of un-American bike-stealing jackass motherfucker is it who doesn't like G.I. Joe? What the fuck is wrong with these people?

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This is too funny not to share. As the situation stood, my friend had gotten to bed at 4am, and he doesn't function well without sleep ( Read more... )

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I have a partner, she sent me the bat theme. You know you're jealous. She's Batgirl by the way.

girl: this is why you are so useful
Azathoth STD: my extensive store of useless knowledge?
girl: they should make you in a pocket version
girl: yes
Azathoth STD: hahahah
girl: so i could just store you in my pocket until i needed you
girl: then whip you out with a piece of lead

(names have been changed to protect the innocent)