"It's an abomination to us that anyone would be allowed to choose not to have children. Because the american public has let the government make crucial decisions for them since the late 50s, we decided to just keep going." Maer explained, stating that this was not their last project together. "We've noticed that there are other living arrangements which produce no children - like roommmates for instance." Maer observed. "We have a draft project ready, and it's gathering a lot of buzz among repulicans congressmen."
"I don't want to claim victory before the votes are tallied, but if you're a roommate, your days of living under a roof are numbered." Brood concluded. Okay so if I follow their circular logic... Couples with no offspring, either by choice or because they are physically or genetically aren't able to have children... Should have their Marriage license revoked
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Yup, that is basically the hypocrisy that my spoof article denounces... that the only reason they use to deny gay marriage is "they can't have kids", while they let it slide for heterosexual couples unable or unwilling to have children.
I'm especially happy I was able to slip in the term "brood mare" in it, which is how the church seems to be seeing women in all of this mess.
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"I don't want to claim victory before the votes are tallied, but if you're a roommate, your days of living under a roof are numbered." Brood concluded.
Okay so if I follow their circular logic... Couples with no offspring, either by choice or because they are physically or genetically aren't able to have children... Should have their Marriage license revoked ( ... )
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I'm especially happy I was able to slip in the term "brood mare" in it, which is how the church seems to be seeing women in all of this mess.
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