Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.
To Chuck Norris, anything+anything=1. One roundhouse kick to the face!!
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
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To Chuck Norris, anything+anything=1. One roundhouse kick to the face!!
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
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