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Nov 25, 2009 17:05

It's really there... Meat. From animals that I recognize. Or would have before they were stuffed into other animals and deep fried to golden unidentifiable perfection. Christ, I wonder if this feeling means I'm being unfaithful.

Who has the giblets to fight me for the wishbone?

motherfuckin' turducken, will hack for food, thanksgiving

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timid_werewolf November 26 2009, 01:28:47 UTC
I'll fight ya for it.

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gamepatch November 26 2009, 01:36:26 UTC
Can't go easy on you, man. You know what's at stake.

But if you do lose, Haine will probably have another one picked clean pretty soon.

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dragon_savior November 26 2009, 02:17:13 UTC
I think I can take you.

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gamepatch November 26 2009, 03:28:43 UTC
A wild challenger appears. Bet you already got your wish lined up and everything.

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dragon_savior November 26 2009, 04:46:32 UTC
You bet I do.

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gamepatch November 26 2009, 05:10:40 UTC
So what's at the top of your list? Can't be food, not with a spread like this. Money's worthless here. Is it a chick?

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consecratedash November 26 2009, 04:54:00 UTC
No such thing as deep fried to perfection.

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gamepatch November 26 2009, 05:12:50 UTC
Someone's led you astray. Take my hand.

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consecratedash November 26 2009, 05:32:22 UTC
Your hand isn't taking me near anything that will clog my arteries and give me a heart attack at 25.

Assuming that's even possible here.

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i'm sure mello will love the mental image. gamepatch November 26 2009, 05:38:04 UTC
Don't buy into the hype. Look at the shit cockroaches eat and they can live eight hours without their heads.

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cutestnightmare November 26 2009, 13:21:09 UTC
I will!

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gamepatch November 26 2009, 18:54:07 UTC
Just because you're a little chick, don't think I'll go easy on you either.

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cutestnightmare November 26 2009, 19:30:27 UTC
I wouldn't want you to~.

...would a little chick eating turkey be cannibalism?

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gamepatch November 26 2009, 19:45:06 UTC
The bigger question is, how's it taste?

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myownmemory November 28 2009, 00:57:59 UTC
Wishbones.

Hah. Naw, I'll just wait for the right starry night.

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