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Voice

Jan 27, 2010 17:57

Anyone missing some reading material? Thorn's a bar, not a library, so if this Wasteland Survival Guide belongs to you, better claim it before I start using it to smash the roaches. Looks like the Cliffs Notes version anyway.

[Matt pauses and a skittering sound is heard, followed quickly by a gunshot.]Or before they take it away, roll it up, and ( Read more... )

better than hasenpfeffer, these roaches ain't rad, target practice, dirty deeds done dirt cheap

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myownmemory January 28 2010, 01:53:41 UTC

Eat them? Really?

...So you're gonna do it? Do it. I dare you. I'll watch. Heck, I'm no wusss, I'll even try a bite.

gamepatch January 28 2010, 02:23:34 UTC

I don't make this shit up.

You're not a wuss, huh. Alright. Think you know your way here.

Don't steal anything.

myownmemory January 28 2010, 02:25:37 UTC

Well I've gotta see this.

...Yeah yeah, sure.

gamepatch January 28 2010, 02:27:30 UTC

You better not punk out on me either. Or so help me god, I'll hold you down and make you eat it.

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onlytwilight January 28 2010, 02:29:35 UTC

That's disgusting, Matt.

gamepatch January 28 2010, 02:36:10 UTC

Hey, the guy who wrote this book must've tried it first. And it's not like this place has drive-thru.

onlytwilight January 28 2010, 02:39:09 UTC

I have eggs, Matt. Eggs. You don't need bugs.

gamepatch January 28 2010, 02:42:50 UTC

...Well, shit.

If I back out now though, I'll never hear the end of it.

[And with a seriousness that only a painfully ninteen forever guy can muster...]

My manhood's at stake here.

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rabies_shot January 28 2010, 02:49:05 UTC

Wait a second...

You can read?

Voice/Video gamepatch January 28 2010, 02:55:03 UTC

Yeah, I finally learned. See...

[He flips on the video function. See icon.]

This is the letter 'i'.

Voice rabies_shot January 28 2010, 02:55:55 UTC

You moron.

That's the #1.

Voice gamepatch January 28 2010, 02:57:08 UTC

Oh yeah...the number that's beside my name on Donkey Kong.

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dragon_and_vine January 28 2010, 03:25:49 UTC

You have a book about them? I'll certainly take it if you're not going to read it. You read books, not beat things with it.

gamepatch January 28 2010, 03:30:54 UTC

Excuse me for living. It's all yours. Glanced through it, that's about all I need.

dragon_and_vine January 28 2010, 03:43:05 UTC

You found it in a bar, you say? That's very odd.

I'll come and get it from you. If you feel you can defend yourself without it, I mean.

gamepatch January 28 2010, 03:55:58 UTC

I found it in a bar because I live in a bar. But I think I'll live without it.

Aren't you scared of the big bad bugs though? Thought most chicks were.

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axionestin January 28 2010, 03:52:40 UTC

What. No.

gamepatch January 28 2010, 03:56:29 UTC

Don't shoot the messenger.

axionestin January 28 2010, 03:59:17 UTC

Don't get any ideas.

gamepatch January 28 2010, 04:06:57 UTC

Hey. Wanna fight me for the wishbone?

Oh...that's right.

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