Comments | gamer_anon: Text

gamer_anon

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Jul 09, 2009 15:19

Finally got the nicotine patch out of my doll's hand.

Oh, right.

Guys didn't get dolls. They got action figures.

Guess mine came with kung-fu grip.

gtfo nicotine patch, oral fixation, boys don't play with dolls

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identificare July 10 2009, 13:42:28 UTC

Do you know kung-fu too?

gamer_anon July 10 2009, 13:44:21 UTC

I know Kung Pao. Could really go for some of that.

identificare July 10 2009, 15:46:25 UTC

Eh? What's Kung-Pao?

gamer_anon July 10 2009, 16:41:19 UTC

Szechuan dish, chicken.

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Text; ghostsofspring July 10 2009, 17:27:53 UTC

Oh, action figures, is it? I get the feeling we all got action figures, this time around.

Text; gamer_anon July 10 2009, 17:32:20 UTC

Might explain why they came with weapons instead of purses and an extra outfit.

Text; ghostsofspring July 10 2009, 18:41:15 UTC

I don't know, a purse could be a pretty frightening weapon, depending on what was inside. Joking aside, it's another example of tailor-made horrors.

[ voice ] the_aurailia July 10 2009, 20:11:52 UTC

You didn't happen to see my 'action figure' around did you cowboy?

[ voice ] gamer_anon July 10 2009, 23:07:29 UTC

Not unless it snuck into my room.

Yours looks like you, right? I guess that means it's like you were the other day.

[ voice ] the_aurailia July 11 2009, 05:49:28 UTC

... You saw me the other day, Matt?

[ voice ] gamer_anon July 11 2009, 16:58:27 UTC

((There's a bit of a pause. Matt tries to sound as natural as he can when he continues.))

Yeah. Yeah, I saw you.

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