If there is someone on your friends list you would like to take, strip naked, tie them to a bed post, eat them until they scream, then fuck them until both of you are sensless and unable to fuck anymore, then wait about 5 minutes, and do it all over again, then post this exact sentence in YOUR journal.

Hey folks, yeah, I know it's been a long time since a post ( Read more... )

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It's only been a few hours, hell you haven't even left town yet. And I miss you like crazy ( Read more... )

1. WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME? Chad Christopher Fell ( Read more... )

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Dude, check out this cool new pic I found!!

Man, it's been so long since I updated my LJ, they changed the format on me ( Read more... )

Wow.

I mean, just wow.

I am so humbled, as to bring new meaning to the word.  Here I was expecting nothing more than some wind and rain, and Pensacola, along with rest of the Gulf Coast had a XXX size can of whoop-ass opened upon it. Allow me to walk you through Ivan for us....

Wed Night-7:30 Power goes out. Chad & Kelly freak
Wed Morning- 8:30 ( Read more... )

Man, you throw one Category 4 hurricane in the mix, and the whole damn town shuts down.

Actually, I really should have more respect for this storm. From what I hear, it's already taken the lives of 60+ people.

Hurricane Ivan, at this point is about 170 miles south of the Alabama coast. We're already starting to feel the effects of it, with the ( Read more... )