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[gamerheart]

...no way does tha' fuckin' breast massage thing actually work. Most guys would just say it t' get thier hands on your tits. We call these types big, fuckin' pervey bastards.

Wha' is it wi' folk an' boobs anyway? Walkin' aroun' wi' a pair size of fuckin' beach balls doesn't sound tha' great t' me.

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[shiftyblond]

I told them to do it themselves! I don't want to touch anyone.

[gamerheart]

So y'can have the mental image of young girls rubbin' thier tits?

...and how'd y'even know tha' works?

[shiftyblond]

I read it in a book and passed the information on! I wasn't trying to do anything.

[gamerheart]

...an' wha' normal, sane person reads abou' tha' sort of stuff?

[tinminiskirt]

It's a mystery of the universe, I swear.

And big boobs suck. They hurt your back and generally look really fucking stupid on top of that.

[gamerheart]

Exactly. Y'can't even fuckin' move right! How'd y'lie on your stomach? How'd y'cross your arms?

...though, if y'get chucked off a boat- I guess they'd help y'float.

[tinminiskirt]

Very carefully, I guess. And with total disregard for the wellbeing of both your spine and ribcage.

...that would an interesting survival story. Not sure they could show it on primetime feeds.

[gamerheart]

Y'd be all bent over when y'got older-- Ew. Ew ew ew. Saggyness. Fuck no.

Well, if y'were stuck on an island with some airhead with tits the size o' fuckin' small planets, y'd be able t' eat her for food, I guess. Lotta meat in those, I'm guessin'.