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[gamering]

Alright. So, we’re not in Kansas anymore, and there are killer fairies wandering around. Apparently there’s no plumbing and everything looks pretty low tech aside from this thing, so I'm going to assume there's not any empty plugs wandering around to hook in PSPs and things like that

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[voice]

[linefacer]

No, but we have plenty of crack cocaine sitting about.

text;

[gamering]

Not what I'm looking for.

voice;

[linefacer]

Well, you know what they say - the best way to curb withdrawals is to get yourself hooked on something else.

text;

[gamering]

I like thinking clearly, thanks.

voice;

[linefacer]

Darn. I guess I'll have to just snort all this by myself then.

text;

[gamering]

Good luck with that.

voice;

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Good luck with finding an electrical outlet.

text;

[gamering]

Won't be that hard.

voice;

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If you say so.

text;

[gamering]

I've made it work with less things around to use.

voice;

[linefacer]

Well, I hope you don't mind building a power plant, first.

text;

[gamering]

Don't need one.

voice;

[linefacer]

A generator?

text;

[gamering]

Maybe I'll catch a hamster, make a wheel for it, connect it to a generator, and use that.

voice;

[linefacer]

... That's possibly the dumbest thing I've heard in - oh, the last fifteen minutes, at least.

voice;

[gamering]

Hamsters are fast little buggers. They could manage it.