001 - Ave Mathematica.

[gamesetimatch]

It's the first week of class and I'm already regretting my decision to accept this position. Of my students, precisely none of them are science majors. I'm not sure who/what I pissed off to get a classroom full of literature and economics students, but I feel as if I need to sacrifice a goat or something to Mathematica in apology. The lit students

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[atoberex]

Ahn...Hiyoshi. Nice to see you joining the 21st century at last.

[gamesetimatch]

The 21st century is annoyingly blue.

[atoberex]

Is that a comment on the doppler effect?

[gamesetimatch]

Site interface. If I were as much of a Luddite as you seem to think, the 21st century would be red, not blue.

[acrobatichemist]

Hiyo! You caught up to the rest of the world for once?

.... And you're a math teacher?

[gamesetimatch]

Astronomy.

[acrobatichemist]

Makes more sense!

Hey, since now you can't avoid my calls, do ya wanna help me plan out the most kickass, stripperless bachelor party ever?

[gamesetimatch]

I can still ignore your calls.

[hidden_tazer]

Quit yer bitchin. Something pisses ya off, change it. Don't fuckin sit there an whine. Smack the dumbasses upside the head an be done with it.

[gamesetimatch]

Beating students is generally frowned upon.

Unfortunately.

[hidden_tazer]

So? Dumbasses deserve it. That's how I deal with my boys.

[gamesetimatch]

I'd rather break their spirits with trigonometry.