And now for something COMPLETELY different...

[gamester284]

Guess what guys, I'm gonna make a drastic change of gears here and complain about women for a bit! Sound like fun? well, let's get right into it

Comments

[president_steve]

Ha Ha!
oh, and women aren't "Stuff", they're objects, and you should treat them as such. except for my girlfriend. she's the best

[silentdreamer39]

I...don't know what to say. You can never "go after" a girl. Chances are it's not going to work. I don't know many guys that have purposely tried to woe a girl and have been successful. Usually it's just sort of one of those things that just happens...spontaneously. Girls are weird. What one girl turns down another one would love and you can never have a solid answer on "how" to approach a girl from anyone because the same trick rarely works twice. Unless you're Adam, but that's just 'cause he's got some sort of mind control thing or something. I mean, why else would I be dating him? :)

[gamester284]

now, see, I've tried that too. What did I get out of that? Tiffany

[adamsimon]

Have you considered rape as an option?

"Maybe the dingoes ate your baby"

[gamester284]

No, and it was Eddie that ate the baby.