See I knew this girl named Adrina Onlad, and she was real oddlike ( Read more... )

Worked until almost eleven last night. Di called. She made it okay. Safe and sound. Whole and well.

(Whorton Hears a Who reference ( Read more... )

Smilers wear a crown; losers wear a frown.

I don't want to be here.
I want to go home. I just want to go home and sleep for a very, very long time. I don't want to be awake for a very, very, very long time.

I hate myself.

Oh his name was Guy and he didn't care about too much except those damned cryptoquotes in the newspaper. He never could figure them out, all he did was make up his own words in them, whether they fit or not ( Read more... )

Every morning she would get up when the Earth still looked like night. She would get up and wash, then go outside to the stable and get her horse ready to go. it was around 1903, and cars had just come out. Barely anyone had them, especially people way out in the country ( Read more... )

I am the epitome of stupid.

Henrietta, I was talking to her on her porch about footballs when she said, "You know what? Everyone is normal from someone's perspective and everyone's home is someone's vacation spot and heaven is in that shovel in the back yard ( Read more... )

The DJ's they spin you around on a record player that's playing some cheesy 80's synthesizer enhanced music that probably had the most insane and irrelevant video your eyes ever grasped. And that DJ, well she's got her hair frizzed out, and somehow it manages to stand up when she sprays five pounds of aqua net over it. But she delivers her in- ( Read more... )

The men in zoot suits, they jump around on the orange sun and find out that they never really liked drinking ginger ale after all ( Read more... )